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Sometimes you need a little dirt in order to live.
First, the big news: I have an internship for the summer. This is a large relief, since an internship is required for my major. Also, this means that I CAN QUIT MY JOB IN MAY, OH SHIT YES!
Now, on to your regularly scheduled bulleted list:
♥ This is a very good blog. It kind of reminds me of Belle when she was still working or the Postmodern ( Read more... ) -
A noble lament on the upcoming holiday season
Currently the world is an enourmously pregnant lady that was raped 9 months ago by a bum that embodied every religion and government. (Who is a bum, but cums peppermint flavored sparkles. Don't ask me how I know this.) Now, at any moment, that woman's water is going to break, causing severe flooding in several states, and a freakishly huge and ( Read more... ) -
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This week has been one of many successes and failures. Which, of course, calls for bulleted lists ( Read more... ) -
I'd like some tits for some tats
Buck up like a rimshot 'cuz I gots a bulleted list ( Read more... ) -
How to Orgasm: A Schematic View Presented by Eddie and Cassandra
While perusing an exciting piece of literature, Edward and I decided to interpret several illustrations for the masses. (As we know they are dumbasses)
The following illustrations are from The Illustrated Encyclopedia of SEX: An Important Contribution to the Cause of Sexual Enlightenment Featuring a Unique and Unprecedented Series of ( Read more... ) -
There isn't a more boring person to stalk.
About a month ago, one of my books went missing. I chalked it up to me being a dumbass and loosing it in my bedroom somewhere. I waited a couple weeks for it to turn up, then shrugged and went to the bookstore and got a new one ( Read more... ) -
Items of Business
Going ons in the recent life of Cassandra ( Read more... ) -
"I'll be on you like a puma."
Going ons in the world of Cassandra: (Now with 30% more bulleted list action! Completely Free ( Read more... ) -
From the I-would-laugh-really-hard-if-it-happened-to-someone-else File
I bought a new DDR game this evening because I was bored with all the crappy Japanese techno on the one I have ( Read more... ) -
Just because Eddie's came out so well.
Playlist Survey!
Put your music player on shuffle.
Press forward for each question.
Use the song title as the answer to the question.
How am I feeling today?
Digging My Potato - Seatbelts
I am feeling rather harmonica with percussion-y today.
Will I get far in life?
Darts of Pleasure - Franz Ferdinand
Do people secretly lust after me?Stardust ( Read more... )