That sweet ass job that I start next month just got sweeter. Originally I thought I was going to be on 2nd or 3rd shift managing some dumb people ( Read more... )

While cleaning my room I found a 3x5 notecard that had the introduction to a presentation I gave while at my internship on it.  The back side has a snippet of life in a cubicle ( Read more... )

First, the big news: I have an internship for the summer. This is a large relief, since an internship is required for my major. Also, this means that I CAN QUIT MY JOB IN MAY, OH SHIT YES!

Now, on to your regularly scheduled bulleted list:

♥ This is a very good blog. It kind of reminds me of Belle when she was still working or the Postmodern ( Read more... )

Yesterday I was twenty minutes late to class because some dumbass decided to kill himself on the highway ( Read more... )

Today at work, I was chugging along on the job from hell when I heard a thump on the roof. Several months ago, a building collapsed a block away from my office. So, I just chalked it up to the building next to ours falling over and becoming a big pile of rubble ( Read more... )

Remember when Gwen Stefani was cool ( Read more... )

Things that are making me itch in places I can't scratch ( Read more... )

What I learned today ( Read more... )

Today I ( Read more... )

Dear Ad Agency That Does Shit For Morton Buildings ( Read more... )