Upon waking up this morning (well, afternoon... being unemployed and not in school contributes to an interesting sleeping schedule), I had to remind myself that:

• my girlfriend was not dead, thank Heaven,
  
• I hadn't gotten into a car accident, and the other driver had not been so angry that he would punch me, and
  
• God had not caught me having sex in ( Read more... )

The most disturbing dream I’ve ever had occurred last night. If you’re familiar with The Shining and you’re familiar with It, imagine a developmentally disabled, insanely jealous (… Job-like?) Pennywise trapped inside an old, labyrinthine house with you, and you’ll know just how I felt. There was a regular horror-movie cast in there along with me ( Read more... )

My sleeping schedule’s been so odd lately. I’m not doing anything strenuous during the day, and I’m sleeping twelve hours every night. There’s nothing wrong with that per se, because at least I’m well-rested, but midnight until eight in the morning is healthy; midnight until noon is not. It’s probably a mix between weather, free time, and my ( Read more... )

I'm contributing to Dili's friendslist having a simultaneous crop of weird dreams.

Last night I dreamed that I was in Heroes, and I was in a house full of people who had powers. The only one I remember was this teenage boy who had the ability to look at blueprints of anything and make it out of nothing (albeit imperfectly). It was cool-- he made ( Read more... )

I had a dream last night about dinosaurs.

The only way to escape the velociraptors was to dress up and crawl under a crack in the cave wall where their claws couldn't reach.

Dress up in drag.

This should not be as difficult as it is ( Read more... )

Last night I had a dream that placed me in my familiar childhood favorite places but not in the circumstances. My grandmother's house was in New York suddenly and it was also a hotspot of paranormal activity. My mother and father didn't live in my house; instead a couple did, one of whom was called Jack. From what I gathered they were ( Read more... )

I know at least two people on my flist will get a kick out of this ( Read more... )

That was the weirdest sleep I've had in awhile. I don't know what I dreamed about, I don't know if I was half-asleep and thinking for awhile, but I do know I woke up feeling incredibly guilty and paranoid-- on the level of crashing an alien's starhopper and then worrying when the rest of the mothership would come back to abduct and eat me guilty- ( Read more... )

I dreamed that my mother and father were getting a divorce. This led to me mewling in anguish and choking on my own tears on the floor until my mother attented to me.

Whoa.