Dreams.

[salophile]

Upon waking up this morning (well, afternoon... being unemployed and not in school contributes to an interesting sleeping schedule), I had to remind myself that:

• my girlfriend was not dead, thank Heaven,
  
• I hadn't gotten into a car accident, and the other driver had not been so angry that he would punch me, and
  
• God had not caught me having sex in the girls' bathroom at school.

Stupid subconscious.