OMG Y'ALL.

MY LITTLE SISTER WAVES_OF_PANTS IS 21 YEARS OLD TODAY ( Read more... )

I fucking love this holiday. I just baked two amazingly perfect pies - I took pains to ensure that the crusts wouldn't burn, even. I put foil around the edges after 15 minutes and checked on them repeatedly. Granted, I used those Pillsbury roll-out crusts, but they actually come out better than the millions of from-scratch pie crusts I've made. Mom ( Read more... )

JEZEBEL ZELHART, POETESS/SINGER. CHECK IT, Y'ALL.Let it be said that I now hate Myspace! You fail, Myspace! That took too fucking long! I tried to make it pretty, but I didn't care enough to tweak it any more. I put up nice artsy-fartsy pictures of myself and some other shit. You can take a look ( Read more... )

WHOOOOOOOOOOO HEAD THRASHHHHHHHHHH ( Read more... )

Ooooh, yes, ma'am! I have me here a slice of pumpkin and a slice of apple pie. They are fiiiiiiiine.

That's what I did last night, after going to the store to pick up more Thanksygivingy groceries in the mad rush. I also updated my site with 2 poems and pie crust and filling recipes. Soon, you'll be baking pie just as fine as mine! Click here ( Read more... )