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I am (briefly) stealing the office compie to update the world on my existence and to post some pics ( Read more... )

for the next two hours, i am an internet-connected machine!  whoooooooooot!

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i just discovered two things:
one: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0055549/?ref_=tt_cl_t1 The guy who voiced Peter Parker on the 90's Spider-Man show also voiced Price Eric on Disney's the Little Mermaid.  0.o
two:  Dinosaurs have penises.  Think about it.  How do you NOT giggle?!!?  DINO PEENS!

Today, while committing food for Christmas Part One (Thanksgiving), I managed to get a huge glop of coconut oil in my ear. 
I can not tell you how terrible it feels.  It's like a wet willie from hell.
I am having trouble discerning which is worse: this, or that one time i super glued the phone to my ear.

What if church came with assigned seating?
What if church had roll call?
Would this change the way you look at church?

Self, you are one srsly fucked up, bitch.

I know!  ^_^  Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!  Off i go!

You know, when MOST people go "out with friends", and not return home until WELL after midnight, they traditionally come back with a hangover, or a crazy tattoo, or some amazing story ( Read more... )

Mum and i came across this last night.  Mum has been quoting this all day!
Enjoy:

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