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Today, while committing food for Christmas Part One (Thanksgiving), I managed to get a huge glop of coconut oil in my ear. 
I can not tell you how terrible it feels.  It's like a wet willie from hell.
I am having trouble discerning which is worse: this, or that one time i super glued the phone to my ear.

fuckoffatosin, handbunnies, and Roomie is MeanNurse:

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Mum and i came across this last night.  Mum has been quoting this all day!
Enjoy:

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The bird, who has gone from healthy obsession to constant obsession, is now an elastic fiend.
She has just discovered that there is elastic in my socks.
If i sit down longer than three mins, she will dismantle the threads between my toes to get at that creamy, delicious, chew, chew, chewy center.
No sock is safe.

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http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6776991/pulling-out-of-iraq-with-patrick-warburton-and-ken-davitian

Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

From Kevin Hearne's "Tricked":

Coyote shifted from his human form and chuckled.