for the next two hours, i am an internet-connected machine!  whoooooooooot!

i just discovered two things:
one: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0055549/?ref_=tt_cl_t1 The guy who voiced Peter Parker on the 90's Spider-Man show also voiced Price Eric on Disney's the Little Mermaid.  0.o
two:  Dinosaurs have penises.  Think about it.  How do you NOT giggle?!!?  DINO PEENS!

Oh, sweet baby carrots ( Read more... )

Today, while committing food for Christmas Part One (Thanksgiving), I managed to get a huge glop of coconut oil in my ear. 
I can not tell you how terrible it feels.  It's like a wet willie from hell.
I am having trouble discerning which is worse: this, or that one time i super glued the phone to my ear.

You know, when MOST people go "out with friends", and not return home until WELL after midnight, they traditionally come back with a hangover, or a crazy tattoo, or some amazing story ( Read more... )

I have purchased nearly EVERY toy for the bird ( Read more... )

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6776991/pulling-out-of-iraq-with-patrick-warburton-and-ken-davitian

Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

From Kevin Hearne's "Tricked":

Coyote shifted from his human form and chuckled.

here in the land of overalls and few teeth, there is a newer sense of refinement ushered in from all of them dang yankees an' upperstates.  such refinement comes to our fair scene in the merry guise of Walmart ( Read more... )

Every time that i watch this, i giggle uncontrollably.  Enjoy!

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