If a girl is talking shit about her other male interests to you, then she must be bad-mouthing you when she's with them.

Saw a psychic today. Gods, I hate psychics who use the "confusing pyramid layout." Basically, they lay out a LOT of cards, tell you, "I'm psychic, the cards are just guiding my psychic powers," then start talking. At least this Nancy was accurate, like Doreen from Alameda. (I miss Doreen. I called her number, and it was changed.) Anyways, she ( Read more... )

Angely: Break off your friendship with (that ex). She's stealing your life energy ( Read more... )

So my best friend Jared has a crush on a girl. We call her Princess Lala. The trick is, she's the hardest possible target for a guy to hit. Some of us call her Ice Queen because of the guys she turns down, but really it's the fact that she's witty, quick to hit you with a line that leaves you speechless. You really have to have serious ( Read more... )

Sometimes I wonder about Gypsy Queen's sanity. Or is it her mental competence? Well let's tell the story, and let you, dear reader, decide ( Read more... )

Tonight was amusing. Hannah had classes Tuesdays and Thursdays, so, armed with the schedule of classes (and Sandra as my wingman, pardon her gender), I ran around campus trying to find her in class. Apparently the the evening algebra is Tuesday only so... piano in building 2? No Hannah. Ok, how about ceramics in building 4? They actually have ( Read more... )

I finally had a date with the hummingbird! You know, the waitress who told me, "Ni hen ke ai!" which totally threw me, making me try to read between the lines. Took me all summer, but she finally let me make dinner for her, heh. Made chinese flatcake with egg, and dumplings. She looked so beautiful. Her hair had that blow-dried, wind-blown ( Read more... )

It's been maybe 2 years since I've fallen head over heels for someone. I've forgotten that initial feeling, what it's like to fall in madly in love, to need someone like oxygen (haha, Ewan Mcgregor). Can you recall what it was like? Have you ever been in love? When someone fills you with warmth, fills your vessel to the brim; that feeling where ( Read more... )

The internet is a strange place. You know, you meet someone online and they're witty, intelligent, and charming; you just expect them to look as beautiful as their soul reflects on the computer screen. It's completely backwards from seeing someone in real life, where you see a beautiful person, and you talk to them in hopes that they're as cool ( Read more... )

Maladaptive's entry about Axe friggin body spray has prompted me to write on body scents. For the longest period of time, I never wore body scent, no deodorant, no body spray, no cologne. Occasionally I used Bath and Body Works Country Apple or Vanilla Bean (smells like cotton candy! SO awesome!), but not often. One day at school they were giving out like ( Read more... )