Steak Sauce Clairvoyant
Saw a psychic today. Gods, I hate psychics who use the "confusing pyramid layout." Basically, they lay out a LOT of cards, tell you, "I'm psychic, the cards are just guiding my psychic powers," then start talking. At least this Nancy was accurate, like Doreen from Alameda. (I miss Doreen. I called her number, and it was changed.) Anyways, she knew there was a girl from the past orbiting me, you know who that is, dear readers. A girl who is quite deceitful, she even lies to herself. There's no way to break orbit, only time will resolve this irritating nuisance.
There was a 2nd girl, one who has feelings for me, that I don't notice. Significant age difference... knows my history. That's a strange one. The only females who know my history are the readers here. Age difference rules out Hannah, but I knew that already. We have no sparks. K knows my past, but she's taken, and EXTREMELY age inappropriate. The Blue Fairy is age inappropriate, and taken, but she doesn't know a thing about my past. Any of the readers I might suspect are taken, in fact.
Oh well. James Randi would tell me I'm an idiot, and challenge the psychic to prove her powers to win $10,000 of his money, like he did to Hydrick's claim of telekinetic powers.
(Steak sauce means "A-1." Online, Nancy is advertised as an "A One True Psychic, lol.)
There was a 2nd girl, one who has feelings for me, that I don't notice. Significant age difference... knows my history. That's a strange one. The only females who know my history are the readers here. Age difference rules out Hannah, but I knew that already. We have no sparks. K knows my past, but she's taken, and EXTREMELY age inappropriate. The Blue Fairy is age inappropriate, and taken, but she doesn't know a thing about my past. Any of the readers I might suspect are taken, in fact.
Oh well. James Randi would tell me I'm an idiot, and challenge the psychic to prove her powers to win $10,000 of his money, like he did to Hydrick's claim of telekinetic powers.
(Steak sauce means "A-1." Online, Nancy is advertised as an "A One True Psychic, lol.)