After a conversation about StarTrek in which I admit I've never watched the show.

Coworker: "You're not nerdy enough to work at a computer company."
Me: "I know!"
Coworker: "If it wasn't for your breasts, I don't know how you'd get things done at work."
Me (laughing): "I know! Can you imagine what would happen if they started shrinking?!"

I heard the most ridiculous commercial yesterday at the gym. I was doing some calf exercises, when 96.5 aired a commercial for breast cream. The cream is for women that have always wanted larger breasts but don't want surgery. Supposedly you just apply the cream and your breasts get larger, tauter, fuller, and perkier. Unfortunately, I can't ( Read more... )

• I have all but 3 Christmas cards written. Over half of them went out in the mail yesterday; I'm waiting on addresses for the rest of them.
• My boobs are killing me. They've been hurting since Thursday and are ginormous. (spelling?) If you saw me grabbing my chest sometime this past week, you weren't imagining it. I was just trying to get them ( Read more... )

This is just amusing. Yes, if you have big boobs guys stare. Girls sometimes give you glares for no apparent reason, and they definitely get in your way at the gym. I was struggling with an exercise, and admired Mary cause she could do it with ease. When I complained to Leo he said, "Well, um, your chest is much bigger than hers." And that ( Read more... )

This is a long one guys. Sorry. Oh, and Phil, you may want to skip the second paragraph ( Read more... )

Sorry for not writing recently. I've been busy. I can't remember all the major events that have happened over the past couple weeks, but I'll try to give a decent recap.

• Today is my sister's 21st birthday. I miss her desperately. I started crying this morning, and I teared up when my Dad started talking about her. I'm drinking in her honor.
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I'm sure you will be as excited as I was to know that I got a new sports bra, which I absolutely love. Malia was complaining about her sports bras the other day, and after that I was more conscious of how my bra worked and discovered that it was not doing its job. So I went to Second Sole for the second time that week, and got a new one. I love ( Read more... )

• I am officially a college graduate, although the paper to prove it hasn't shown up at my door.
• My computer's battery is not charging. I came home yesterday to discover that my battery light was blinking orange. Oh goody.
• I have an interview today that I'm not at all prepared for. Hopefully that goes well.
• I tried to schedule out my day today ( Read more... )

I read this post the other day titled "Cleavage and Public Service." Now I know you wouldn't normally put those words together, but read it; you'll understand. The whole point is that you never know when you can brighten someone's day by giving them a glance at your boobs. I'm not talking bout flashing them; just wearing shirts and bras that ( Read more... )

I'm sure all of you know my hatred of bras. But, I've gotten much better at keeping it on (to the chagrin of some guys) and I've developed a certain fondness for my bras. I do love bra shopping. I go into Victoria's Secret, and if I have a good amount of time on my hands, I go back to the fitting room, get measuered and ask for the box. "The ( Read more... )