Nice Rack
I read this post the other day titled "Cleavage and Public Service." Now I know you wouldn't normally put those words together, but read it; you'll understand. The whole point is that you never know when you can brighten someone's day by giving them a glance at your boobs. I'm not talking bout flashing them; just wearing shirts and bras that accentuate your chest just right. The guys'll love ya, and the girls'll be like, oh my goodness, did you see her boobs? Is that necessary? The guys'll agree that yes it is; the girls'll think you're a skank. But don't let those girls get you down. Remember that you're doing a public service for mankind: putting guys in a better mood by giving them a glimpse of skin.
In other related news, my boss informed me that it's too bad breasts can't talk, cause then we'd (men) be sure to listen. While it is a novel idea, I'm not sure that it'd work. I mean, if it was normal to have breasts talk, I don't think that they'd hold as much appeal for guys as they do now. And if it wasn't, the guy would be totally freaked out that he'd run away and never come back. If I got a tat on my breastst that said something like "Hello" or "I'm up here" or "Dream On" do you think it'd work? How bout tats for when I'm married like, "Take out the trash" or "Could you fix this?" or "What was so hard about that?" Would those work? No, I don't think so. Sorry guys. I know I'm making you out to be this animalistic creature who has no control, but sometimes when you're faced with great things (beautiful women, great boobs, nice ass), you just don't know how to handle them.
Stay tuned. The next post is on women's underwear. Please prepare for the discussion by checking out LMNT's post, "What's In Your Drawers" Thank you.
In other related news, my boss informed me that it's too bad breasts can't talk, cause then we'd (men) be sure to listen. While it is a novel idea, I'm not sure that it'd work. I mean, if it was normal to have breasts talk, I don't think that they'd hold as much appeal for guys as they do now. And if it wasn't, the guy would be totally freaked out that he'd run away and never come back. If I got a tat on my breastst that said something like "Hello" or "I'm up here" or "Dream On" do you think it'd work? How bout tats for when I'm married like, "Take out the trash" or "Could you fix this?" or "What was so hard about that?" Would those work? No, I don't think so. Sorry guys. I know I'm making you out to be this animalistic creature who has no control, but sometimes when you're faced with great things (beautiful women, great boobs, nice ass), you just don't know how to handle them.
Stay tuned. The next post is on women's underwear. Please prepare for the discussion by checking out LMNT's post, "What's In Your Drawers" Thank you.