Title: Shawty Imma Yoga Til the Sundown
Pairing: none yet
Summary: Joonmyeon ropes Kris into joining a yoga class
A/N: Part of my do you even lift universe

( Joonmyeon lied to him. He is the only male in this class. )

Title: How to Get Your Girl to Lift
Pairing: Jongin/girl!Kyungsoo
Summary: Jongin makes a video featuring Kyungsoo (THAT'S NOT PORN)
A/N: Youtube famous Jongin, girl!Kyungsoo, dat ass; inspired by this video

part of my do you even lift universe

( It's all about that ass. )

Happy Black Day
Pairing: Kris/Kyungsoo
Rating: PG
Word Count: 889
Summary: Kyungsoo spends Black Day eating jajangmyeon. Side story to Happy White Day, but can be read as a stand alone.

( Go fuck your twink boyfriend. )

Originally posted in kpopv.

Title: But I'm not gay
Pairing: Zhou Mi/Victoria
Rating: PG
Word Count: 155
( I didn't know you were gay. )

Title: Cards Against Humanity
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 548
Summary: In which EXO decides to sit down and play Cards Against Humanity
Notes: I do not own EXO (I wish) and I do not own the rights to Cards Against Humanity.

( Read more... )

Title: Schadenfreude
Author: rainbolicious89
Word Count: 758 words
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Krishan
Summary: In which Kris meets an interesting (rude) bartender after a devastating break-up
Author Note: Inspired by Avenue Q song "Schadenfreude". Go listen to it.

( Sucks to suck )

Title: The Belieber and the Otaku
Author: rainbolicious89
Word Count: 587 words
Rating: PG-13 (for language)
Pairing: None
Summary: In which Kris and Sehun have a dirty little secret.
Author's Note: I wrote this for a drabble challenge at exoplosion and am reposting it here. Also I do not like Justin Bieber.

( Someone's a hypocrite. )