The Belieber and the Otaku

Jan 11, 2013 20:43

Title: The Belieber and the Otaku
Author: rainbolicious89
Word Count: 587 words
Rating: PG-13 (for language)
Pairing: None
Summary: In which Kris and Sehun have a dirty little secret.
Author's Note: I wrote this for a drabble challenge at exoplosion and am reposting it here. Also I do not like Justin Bieber.



And I was like baby, baby, baby, oh~

"Sehun, turn that Justin Bieber shit off NOW!" Kris shouts from the living room. Sehun pauses his music and sighs. What's Kris's problem?

Sehun respects Kris. He's organized, smart, and an overall nice person; he knows what to do when push comes to shove. Plus he can charm anyone with his dashing good looks. But what he can't stand about him is his hatred for Justin Bieber. There's nothing wrong with him; his music is good. He and Kris both came from Canada for God's sake!

Sehun walks into the kitchen to get something to drink when he sees Kris sitting at the table reading a One Piece manga.

"I'm seriously judging you," Sehun says as he passes them to grab some juice from the fridge. "That anime crap is stupid."

"Says the boy who blasts Justin Bieber in his room," scoffs Kris.

"J-Biebs is great," Sehun snaps as he pours himself a cup of orange juice. He returns to his room and after putting down the juice, flops on his bed. He reaches under his bed for his secret box and opens it up.

Inside the box are all of the Bleach, 07-Ghost, Fruits Basket volumes, along with some yaoi here and there. He grabs a volume of 07-Ghost and starts reading it, checking the door first to make sure no one saw his box.

Right as he is crying over the heartbreaking death of Mikage, a voice interrupts his tears.

"I thought you said that anime was stupid," Kris says. Sehun jumps in his bed, his manga flying out of his hands onto the floor.

Kris bends down, picks up the book, and smirks.

"Someone's a hypocrite."

A week later, Sehun and Kris are sitting in the living room waiting for the other members to get ready to leave for dinner. Sehun's cell phone battery had literally just died and he needed to check his appearance.

"Hey, Kris. Can I see your phone? Mine just died," he asks.

"Sure. Make sure to not take selcas or I will post them on the internet," Kris replies and hands over his iPhone.

Sehun sticks his tongue out at Kris and checks his appearance with the iPhone camera, fluffing his hair a little bit. Out of curiosity, he decides to look through the music Kris has.

Kris surprisingly doesn't have EXO songs (but then again, he hears them every, single, damn minute of the day). He goes to Kris's playlists and comes across one labeled as "I'm ashamed." He selects the list and his eyes widen at what's in the playlist.

In it there is that 'Call Me Maybe' song from the Canadian chick whose name he can't seem to remember, 'Starships' and a song called 'You a Stupid Hoe' from Nicki Minaj, a few Ke$ha songs, and Katy Perry's song 'Peacock'. Those songs don't surprise Sehun because he has to admit, while those songs are annoying, they can be really catchy, but what does surprise him is seeing Justin Bieber on Kris's iPhone. Not just one Justin Bieber song, but he sees the whole 'My World' album along with J-Bieb's newest hits. Sehun can't help but laugh.

Kris's attention perks up. "What are you laughing at, Sehun?"

"Someone's a hypocrite," Sehun manages to cough up through the course of his laughter. He randomly selects a song and 'Love Me' comes up. It's Kris's turn to be surprised.
"I think I have the right to blast my Justin Bieber now."

kris, fanfic, exo, sehun, pg-13, drabble

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