"Wanna go for breakfast?"
-Don

Ohhh gosh. So I haven't updated in ... quite a while actually. Wow. I live! I'll just give you the highlights because I'll be lucky if I can remember what's happened:

WARNING! THIS ENTRY CONTAINS A HELLUVA LOT OF TALK ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND, AS WILL ALL MY ENTRIES IN THE FUTURE MORE THAN LIKELY AS HE'S MY LIFE. YOU'VE ( Read more... )

"Greg, we should probably warn you that Tammy has a cold, black heart."
-NicoleSo, I wa suppose to go bowling last night. Didn't happen; mainly because it was crowded as fuck, but also because we didn't want to pay $40 per hour + the shoe rental. So after 10 minutes of standing around and not knowing what we were doing, we get back in the car. From ( Read more... )

"I don't know [you stupid, stupid white girl]"
-some random Chinese woman who works at Dollarama, pretty sure she wanted to kill me, actually

Can someone please explain to me why I have seen A Cinderella Story starring ... ........ ......... Hilary Duff! (it took me 5 whole minutes to think of her name, lame! I started typing that girl who played ( Read more... )

"Do they have to have sex this early in the morning?"
-FeliciaLast night, my sister and I ventured off to see Hellboy 2 with Felicia and the following occured ( Read more... )

"What a bunch of cock .. roaches."
-my dadI was nudged .. by the infamous oline! Pft, how dare you nudge me when you haven't updated in like .. ODG you've updated later than me. Fail! Anywho, I LIVE! Because I know some people are beginning to think I'm slipped my noggin on the adoption room floor and have been dead for the past few weeks ( Read more... )

"Did you know that I can talk normal?"
-the auctioneer on the Barrette-Jackson car auction

K, so here's a list of this year's resolutions, we'll see how much gets done:

-get a dog
-keep room clean
-get into college
-finish writing The Chronicles of the Other Side
-get a life? lmao

And now for someone else's version of my resolutions:

In 2008, ( Read more... )

"Johnny Depp is in a musical."
-my sister

I thought it was a lie, but no. Johnny Depp is in fact in a musical by Tim Burton coming out for Christmas. Entitled Sweeny Todd, Johnny Depp plays a deranged barber alongside Helena Bonham Carter, who played Bellatrix in OotP, and Alan Rickman, who plays Snape. Here's the trailer if you want to see the ( Read more... )

"Could you tell me if you think these underwear would fit me?"
-some creepy old man in ZellersRight, Hopedale: bad place to go shopping for sunglasses because, as you're trying them on, creepy old men start having conversations about their boxers. And I was so disturbed, I didn't even get a new pair of sunglasses! (my old ones broke during my ( Read more... )

"Just kidding!"
-EthanAww I love Ethan, he's such a cute 5-year-old! It's odd though, because kids shouldn't like me, yet I was the first person he came over to and talked to when he arrived at my house yesterday. Apparently he doesn't like my sister though haha it was so cute. So, Friday, I woke up at 11:30 in the frikin morning and was like woah ( Read more... )

"I told you to shoot the bitch!"
-Samuel Jackson in XXX: State of the UnionWatched XXX tonight with ice cube (no, that is not code for porn you sickos XD) wasn't bad, loooooots of Hummers, so that made me happy .. although he nearly had one blown up and shot and run over by a tank .. ya, so I went all the way up to St. Catherine's today and ( Read more... )