Another sick day at home today. Man, there's 4 people, including me, from my group on MC today. Something nasty must be doing the rounds. Oink... hope not ( Read more... )

So tonight I finally hit the weight bench for the first time since I bought it. No really, I actually did. I figured it's time to stop procrastinating and finally taking a stab at *cue Arnie voice* being body boootiful ( Read more... )

Okay seriously now, in which English dictionary does "trim" translate to "shave of the entire side of my damn head"??!!! Ohhh yeah that's right silly me, I forgot that your vocabulary subscription is from the Engrish dictionary ( Read more... )

Okay, this is another one of those posts which is going to make me sound like a rampant homosexual but it's just that good that I don't care. Erica bought a bottle of this just yesterday and I swear it's the best thing since decentralized file sharing, or just bread, if you didn't understand what I just said ( Read more... )

Standing in the lift today I made an observation that was not so much interesting as it was depressing. Okay I admit it, I was checking out a girl that was dressed in standard corporate attire. Like most guys, I'm a sucker for girls dressed in corporate gear. I think it's hot. Anyhoo, she had an average face but a decent body. I was standing away ( Read more... )

I finally scanned it. The picture that never fails to elicit much laughter from Erica (or anyone for that matter). My hey day, the peak of physical prime (or not), my glory period. It is with reflection back upon this period in my life, that I am now the weight watching freak that I am today. The year was 1999, I had just moved out for the first ( Read more... )

It was gonna happen sooner or later. It's inevitable, and basically was not a matter of if but when. What am I talking about? Thats right... the baby pictures! There is a time, in every self-absorbed prats life when he has to suck it up, accept the good with the bad, and wallow in the public embarrassment of his youth. In a way it's a form of ( Read more... )

Okay, just a heads up that this will be a post for the girls. Any guys, please, I beg you, do not continue to read this post ( Read more... )

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You're damn if you do and you're damn if you don't. For guys, there aren't many constants in the world of which we exist in but this is certainly one of them. We have to try to survive in this nexus between those two polarities and have to try our hardest to avoid contact with either pole. Its pretty damn tough work ( Read more... )