WHEREAS today is Star Wars movie release night and ( Read more... )

In the first episode, George Lucas created Jar Jar Binks. And the fans were like, "bro, you trippin, WTF is this crap supposed to be?" and it was not good ( Read more... )

Friends. Fangirls. Fellow nerds ( Read more... )

Ladies and gentlemen, a travesty has befallen us. It is small, green, booger-like, and in every sense of the word, a bad apple ( Read more... )

Chances are, if you have any sort of electronic media device inside your home or within your reach, you haven't missed the ridiculous Lone Star clusterfuck of a brouhaha involving abortion rights, BAMF Wendy Davis, and the prehistoric dinosaur exhibit masquerading as the Texas legislature. But even if you did miss it, you didn't really miss it, ( Read more... )

Dinner time approaches, the sun sinks over the horizon, and you find yourself once again anxiously standing in the checkout line at the grocery store, impatiently waiting for the 90-year-old woman in front of you to finish her incessant argument with the cashier over the validity of an expired coupon for 5 cents off a can of pickled lizard tails, ( Read more... )

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury. Let it be stated for the record that I, [insert all eleventy billion of my online aliases here], do freely, willingly, and with perhaps a bit too much glee, hereby refuse to give a shit about any of the following things.

- Guilt trip "awareness" facebook status updates. You know the ones. "Today is Marauding ( Read more... )

I promised myself I was gonna wait until at least Week 4 before I posted any bitchy, belligerent rants that might alienate half the people reading me, but one of my New Year's resolutions was to procrastinate less, so hey, now's as good a time as any! (Yes, that was totally rationalization. Thanks for noticing :P ( Read more... )

It likely comes as a shock to absolutely no one that my sanity is oft called into question. And if we're being totally honest here, I gotta fess up and say half the time when people are giving me that "oshit, what species of freakazoid are you, and more importantly, which episode of Criminal Minds and\or The X-Files did you just step out of??" look ( Read more... )

Rather than go for the obvious interpretation of the prompt this week and leap up on my ever-present soapbox, I have instead decided to take a step back and analyze the sociological and philosophical significance of...haha, j\k, this is totally a rant post. OH COME ON. Like I really have the self-control to resist. But instead of subjecting ( Read more... )