Sagayán, is it? So you want a war dance, then? MY PLEASURE ( Read more... )

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One day the gods were sitting in a dusty saloon on the wild western outskirts of Mt. Olympus (C'mon, you'd get tired of all those prissy hipster bars serving nectar and ambrosia too). Naturally, Dionysis was tending bar. Apollo had somehow rigged a keyboard into his lyre and was playing a bouncy tune while the nine muses took turns dancing on the ( Read more... )

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Ah, for the days of the simple "404 Webpage not found" error message. But no more! Or more accurately - it's just not that simple anymore. Behold the wonders of today's Information Superhighway, where half the people drive like grandmas, half the people drive with two lead feet, and everyone drives like the whole thing's some cracked out hybrid of ( Read more... )

THE ONLINE HIGHLAND GAMES

Stone Put Stoned Post:The competitor posts to a social media site while heavily under the influence of weed, booze, or some other mind\mood altering substance. Competitors will be judged on artistic expression, coherence, amiability, and the dissemination of incriminating evidence. Competitors can gain points for posts ( Read more... )

Guess at the game plots within
Played off with a devious spin
It’s one game per verse
And the jokes get WAY WORSE
So grab hold of your joystick to win!

IN OTHER WORDS - DIRTY LIMERICK WARNING GUYS! This post is massively immature, very much rated R, and contains a metric assload of bad puns. Ready? Then let's go, go, go! (Straight to hell.)While “ ( Read more... )

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{The Seussification of Every LJ Idol Flamewar Ever}
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Once upon a stormy eve, young Edgar Poe sat down to weave ( Read more... )