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LJ Idol Week 18 {Sagayán} In which THIS IS SPARTA!
Sagayán, is it? So you want a war dance, then? MY PLEASURE ( Read more... ) -
LJ Idol Week 3, in which fandom idiots are the petaQ of the town
petaQ: Klingon word that more or less translates to "dishonorable dipshit." It can also imply "idiotic dipshit", "annoying dipshit", or any other species or variety of dipshit that floats your boat. Or sinks it.
PetaQ is often used by Klingons in the Star Trek universe to express displeasure or annoyance with fellow Klingons or other humanoid ( Read more... ) -
LJ Idol Week 4, in which standardized testing needs to get off all our damn backs
{Note - links are made available in the name of "cite your sources if you're gonna talk smack" and for additional info if desired, but they're not remotely necessary reading. In other words - yes this entry stands alone, no you don't have to click a bunch of crap. So! Onward ( Read more... ) -
LJ Idol Week 11 {Eye for an Eye}, in which there is no high road in Kanto
I owe a major shout-out to majesticarky on this one, whose Pokemon post from Week 9 and subsequent goofball comment thread dragged this particular screwball war story to the surface of my brain.I was that annoying little 13-year-old kid who'd hang out in arcades by the Mortal Kombat machine waiting for people to come along and meet their downfall at my hands ( Read more... ) -
LJ Idol Week 8 {Design Flaw}, where if you don't know what to write, you're in the right place
It's less than 24 hours (or possibly less than 4 hours) to the deadline. You've flailed in the GR, pestered your friends on AIM, possibly experimented with a few hallucinogenic substances to get those creative juices flowing, and yet, the well runs dry, there's a wrench in the gears, and that mental machine of yours just wasn't designed to take ( Read more... ) -
LJ Idol Week 6, in which a meta entry is most definitely in the cards
LJ Idol Collectible Card Game
OVERVIEW: The object of the game is to get a higher poll score than your opponents. This is done using a combination of Entry Cards and Game Changer Cards. Each contestant plays one Entry Card per round, which represents that player's entry. The energy type(s) associated with a player's Entry Card (as indicated on the ( Read more... ) -
LJ Idol Week 3, in which certain topics are unfashionably annoying
Dinner time approaches, the sun sinks over the horizon, and you find yourself once again anxiously standing in the checkout line at the grocery store, impatiently waiting for the 90-year-old woman in front of you to finish her incessant argument with the cashier over the validity of an expired coupon for 5 cents off a can of pickled lizard tails, ( Read more... )
