I am so, very, profoundly in trouble ( Read more... )

The best bit from today's phone call with Sprint...

Me: So you're telling me I have to pay for a service I can't access, don't need, & don't want?
Him: Yes, unfortunately that's accurate, Ma'am.

At least he was honest?

#SprintSucks #Sprint #customerservicefail #customerservice

An Airbus A320 owned by Air New Zealand went down in the Mediterranean Sea. Six people were on board. They have not been found. One of them is (was) an airworthiness inspector named Jeremy Cook. I hope the irony of his life, and imminent death, amused him, when he realized they were going down.

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with pretty fannies Eglin Air Force BaseI'm a little intimidated by the thought of aromatic porn stars, and I'm really not sure how Eglin Air Force Base fits into it all, but the combination amuses me mightily for some reason. The actual text of the message continues on in a supposed ( Read more... )

I'm familiar with the habit of spam containing random text, which I assume is to give it enough of a word count that it passes certain filters. I've even seen spam that contains bits of what are apparently stories, if incredibly badly written ones. But I just got a spam message that contained a quote... well, I'll post it for you, and you can see ( Read more... )

I am oh so clearly in the wrong profession.


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tdj consistently finds interesting links. Take this guy at Caltech who took the favorite books listed on the facebook profiles of college students, and correlated them with the average SAT/ACT score for their colleges, to find books that make you dumb.

( Dear Home Despot, )

Perhaps my approach to my profile on OKC is all wrong? Would any of these ads translate to our California-American sensibilities ( Read more... )

The news is depressing me. In retaliation, I attempt to find something funny to offer you. I fail. I do, however, find something odd enough I can pretend it's funny.

A fellow named Mark Malkoff is spending the week living in an Ikea store in New Jersey.