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Adulthood

phfa Apr 09, 2011 14:18

As someone who grew up with two brothers, then lived with people who didn't actually threaten to murder me in self defence, the habit to jump out at people in dark hallways is still pretty strong in me. This habit extends to sneaking into people's rooms and hiding under their beds, or, in one specific case, sneak into Lara's room and unplug her ( Read more... )

making tea and love, drinking tomorrow!, lara is on crack, drunk, only you can prevent gastroenteritis, doorknobs come and go but drinking is fo, overheard in the lofd, it's art, ...cock, i am not on crack, loooooooooooove!, living with lunatics, living away from parents, drinking tonight!, they can never wrong this right, fuck this earthquake, being a slob, bra bra bra bra, grown ups are imaginary, humans are weird, freeeedoooom, *twitch*, easter is coming, made of win, the lfod, leah and lara save my life, general doom

It did, too.

phfa Feb 26, 2011 02:00

Me: *hiccup*
Me: *hiccup*
Me: *hiccup*
Me: *HIUUUURC*
Lara: Oh jesus!

...

Me: *hiccup*
Me: *hiccup* Ooow!
Lara: I feel like I should scare you but this is probably not a good idea right now.
Me: Really no...

...
Me: *hiccup*
The world: HUGE AFTERSHOCK OMFG!
Me and Lara: !!!
Me: ...

Me:...

Lara: IT CURED YOU! *hysterics on floor*

3am antics, *twitch*, thanks mother nature!

It's nice on the ceiling

phfa Feb 19, 2011 00:36

My life right now is awesome. It is filled with fangirly glee. Also, inked legs. I spent, an hour? More than? Watching Jason and Amanda's live stream from Webstock, sitting on my bed drawing on my legs. And texting Cath, Jen, Alina and Ruby. And shouting for the flatmates when I needed someone to pry me off the ceiling. Where I had floated, like a ( Read more... )

jason webley, travel, doing life crap, swallowing things, alina, dizzy and giddy, living with lunatics, booze, crooning, time travel, music pimping, killing time before bed, leah and lara save my life, cooking, don't *you* want to feel my bones?, not enough sleep, university, going away!, winning at life, like a little bird, bra bra bra bra, awesome holidays, nipples, *twitch*, too many things to read, airport parties!, made of win, insane and hilarious, the mighty boosh, wellington is love, the answer plane, money for nighting and kicks for free, lara is on crack, total squee, music, up up and away, choices, the 50 foot alina, overheard in the lofd, i am not on crack, coooo cooooo, loooooooooooove!, drinking tonight!, alison is on crack, silly us, making cath yell, i don't think you're ready for circe's s, t, unintentionally hilarious, creaming, lara is elvis, om nom nom, love, freeeedoooom, ruby, concert, making tea and love, ill advised, airports oh yay airports, omg, cath smells like cath, pleasure juice, they can never wrong this right, zomg smells, getting high at the library, boobs, dresden dolls, the lfod, cum, amanda fucking palmer

I hate being told things against my will

phfa Jan 08, 2011 16:21

Today at the park Something is Happening ( Read more... )

alison is on crack, angst, the world is screwed, i shall blame the hair, is it my hair?, i am not the slayer, humans suck, *twitch*, things about gonads, ...cock, things that go boom

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phfa Nov 02, 2010 15:43

Just sent in my re-application thingy for my job, and OH HOLY PISTACIO it was stressful! GMAIL! FAIL! Gmail wouldn't let me send the email, so I tried Leah's computer and that worked, so I transferred my CV and stuff over, and by the time I was ready gmail had crapped out on her computer, so I moved back to mine, and tried up upload things, and it ( Read more... )

argh job things, *twitch*, nanowhatmo, doing life crap

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phfa Oct 17, 2010 03:53

Why is it 3:30am ( Read more... )

down with flange, money for nighting and kicks for free, pissing on things, chocolate overload a lot, total squee, i will dismember!, up up and away, meat delicious meat, dizzy and giddy, eating too much, loooooooooooove!, alison is on crack, band, silly us, braless wonder, unintentionally hilarious, creaming, kitty!, too hyper to tag, freeeedoooom, this is me in the morning, ice cream and boobs, killing time before bed, leah and lara save my life, a purfume called smut, cooking, ill advised, hera, pissing on each other, doorknobs come and go but drinking is fo, university, scary life things, winning at life, pleasure juice, silly me, they can never wrong this right, being a slob, the sweet taste of chocolate, sundays, type google into google, *twitch*, 3am antics, getting high at the library, cheese is so bloody expensive, insane and hilarious, made of win, neil gaimen is awesome, general doom

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phfa Dec 06, 2008 00:29

GLITTER. IT CAME.

Speaking of it, the Christmas tree sitting on the membership desk of Hornby Library looks like a green Cousin It.

But really, my awesome velvety purple notebook from saffronlie arrived today - I was running out the gate on my way to the bus stop when I saw it waiting, I grabbed it, shoved it in my bag. When I got to the bus stop I ( Read more... )

*twitch*, glitter!!!!, books

KNOWLEDGE!

phfa Nov 13, 2008 08:54

If you swallow some cum, and a watermelon seed, you'll give birth to twins!

Only, one will have a watermelon for a head, and will only ever be able to find work in goofy horror games like Silent Hill XIV: Return of Watermelon Head ( Read more... )

don't *you* want to feel my bones?, business ideas, meat delicious meat, swallowing things, birthdays!, ...cock, god gave rock and roll to you, pleasure juice, drinking tonight!, jen's been alive 20 years!, happy, bra bra bra bra, mmmmmmmmm, creaming, blood blood blood, 3am antics, *twitch*, love, ice cream and boobs, cum, cumin, made of win, watermelon head

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phfa Oct 07, 2008 21:41

I'm the only LFoDer without a laptop ( Read more... )

the world is screwed, random dl that isn't really, *twitch*, 10 things i hate about you, wet wet wet, dl is forever

:(

phfa Jan 24, 2008 13:55

Most of my flist is talking about Heath Ledger, and the absolutey fury that is the Westboro Baptist Church.

Things people do to religion... it's all such bullshitOf course... that it takes an actor's death to make everybody furious about the fucked up things people do in the name of religion and not, you know, daily genocide, that kind of says ( Read more... )

the world is screwed, *twitch*, :(, stupid religious freaks, uuuuuuugh