As someone who grew up with two brothers, then lived with people who didn't actually threaten to murder me in self defence, the habit to jump out at people in dark hallways is still pretty strong in me. This habit extends to sneaking into people's rooms and hiding under their beds, or, in one specific case, sneak into Lara's room and unplug her ( Read more... )

Today at the park Something is Happening ( Read more... )

If you swallow some cum, and a watermelon seed, you'll give birth to twins!

Only, one will have a watermelon for a head, and will only ever be able to find work in goofy horror games like Silent Hill XIV: Return of Watermelon Head ( Read more... )