3 in 30 III - Drunk at 4:44

[pavel_lishin]

I was really worried that I wouldn't be able to make a 30 in 30 post today. In two hours, I have to wake up and go to my parents' house - they have dialup, which is equivalent to not having the internet at all. An hour after that, I leave for Arkansas, destined to travel on the road for five hours. My destination is a state that might not even have

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[pbaseball24]

Well, what's worse is that I was just tired...and the cop tried finding anything possible to support his theory of me being intoxicated with anything. It didn't help that I just followed his flashlight around and didn't really pay attention to questions.

But Pavel got a "compliment" for his courtesy, which I'm pretty sure means he got his anal virginity taken by the cop while I was talking on the phone.

[girlnamedgreen]

You and Christian are a couple of cuties in your matching outfits.

[pavel_lishin]

Your bro's hillarious when he's trying to wake up in the morning. I'll explain more tomorrow.

[pbaseball24]

Why the fuck was Christian trying to wake up when you were still around? That renter didn't have to work 'til 2 or possibly later.

[pavel_lishin]

I'm not trying to imply that he's a dirty, thieving renter, but my wallet ended up locked in his car, so I had to get his keys in the morning.

[pbaseball24]

I see.

He'll always be a renter, btw. Some things never change...

[mum_o_lakini]

Oh you KIDS! This Thread did get me to laugh out loud! I needed that!! and I would have expected him to get the courtesy compliment..It's the face..yep..Mum

[pavel_lishin]

I always get thanked for being courteous, because I try to kiss as much ass as possible.

I know cops deal with a lot of stupid shit on a daily basis, and that doesn't even count the life-threatening stuff, so I try to be the easy part of their day.

[mum_o_lakini]

Excellent idea!

[pavel_lishin]

Tell them how you tried to find the alcohol.

[pbaseball24]

lol, the cop asked if we had any alcohol in the vehicle and shined his light down at the floorboard while saying it. I looked down to see what he was pointing at and said, "No, where?". I also checked the back-seat and floorboard, because I know Pavel's step-dad (Dick) is apt to leave empty bottles/cans of booze laying around.

[addled_brain]

Pavel got his anal virginity taken a LOOOONG time ago.