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An actually amusing email fwd from my mother.

manywaters wrote in officevets Nov 15, 2007 04:57

Well, I've sure thought most of them...

( 40 Things You'd Love To Say Out Loud )

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Sigh

canuckdesz wrote in officevets Oct 11, 2007 17:54

Dear Miss Management: It would have been really nice of you to tell me that you didn't want anything from September boxed for archives BEFORE I started boxing shit. Fortunately, I have good foresight and made the decision to not send September files on my own, and the fact that you made the decision and didn't tell me pisses me off ( Read more... )

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Pop Quiz time!

sassette726 wrote in officevets Sep 25, 2007 10:44

1) You come over to my desk with something to leave for me. You see that I am making changes to a document, and looking at a marked-up copy of said document to do so. Do you:

a: Hand your document to me.
b: Lay your document on one of the many areas of my desk not currently in use.
c: Lay your document right on top of the document you can see ( Read more... )

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Of all the...

canuckdesz wrote in officevets Sep 24, 2007 17:51

Dear Boss-man,

When you write emails with task lists to the email address I can only check from home, I won't get them until after I get home. We've had this discussion before. No, I don't generally try to ignore you deliberately, just when I'm not aware you're trying to contact me. Putz.

Moi.

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My company wants it's $1000 back.

canuckdesz wrote in officevets Sep 12, 2007 13:27

Dear Associate of the Quarter,

The company would like it's money back. The award you received last quarter was obviously undeserved. I've been getting calls all week while you're calling out sick, saying you haven't done this, that and the other thing. I'd like to point out that half the stuff they're calling about is 4 months over due, and was ( Read more... )

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Music choices

silverflight wrote in officevets Sep 07, 2007 08:38

I don't care that it's Friday.
I don't care that our supervisor is not here today.
I don't want to hear "More Human Than Human" blasting from your computer speakers at 8:15 am.
Rob Zombie is *not* something you play in a professional office.

Damn f*$%&^#@*ing kids!
I swear, any other office, and you'd be eaten for lunch.

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