*Sigh*
Dear Miss Management: It would have been really nice of you to tell me that you didn't want anything from September boxed for archives BEFORE I started boxing shit. Fortunately, I have good foresight and made the decision to not send September files on my own, and the fact that you made the decision and didn't tell me pisses me off.
Oh Mr. Copier guy? If you insist on having a toner explosion PLEASE tell someone that you did! Don't just wipe off a single surface then leave the building. One of our clients went home with in a white shirt blotched with black because her file was placed on top of your mess, and MY shirt is ruined because *I* was the one elected to clean up after your sorry lazy ass. I pray it comes off in the wash. If not, you'll be hearing from me in the morning, and I'll be starting with your supervisor.
Oh Mr. Copier guy? If you insist on having a toner explosion PLEASE tell someone that you did! Don't just wipe off a single surface then leave the building. One of our clients went home with in a white shirt blotched with black because her file was placed on top of your mess, and MY shirt is ruined because *I* was the one elected to clean up after your sorry lazy ass. I pray it comes off in the wash. If not, you'll be hearing from me in the morning, and I'll be starting with your supervisor.