So, things have gone to shit recently.

I don't remember whether I wrote about my application drama for training contracts in the UK or not, but just to recap for new friends. I'm a rising third, law student at the university of Durham, in the UK. I'm a solid second-upper. In the month of July, I applied to 200 firms for a training contract, in ( Read more... )

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This is what I've been doing for a couple of hours instead of filling in damn vac scheme applications, gdit. But this reminds me of me, at 10, with far less amused parents. *facepalm*

Also; my idea might be coming to fruit. I'm so excited about it I can't even...

Also; MARS IS COMING TO SEE ME!!!

( aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaangst )

( terror... )

( fucking shit )

( ELECTION TIME!!! )

( fucked up fuckery )

( sentient technology and flailing... )

Dear Santa,

For Christmas (which I don't really celebrate), please give me a million dollars, so I can go to university and afford to write fiction without starving to death.

Also, a nice car. A red convertible, preferably, but I'm not picky.

Love,
LM

Okay, Everyone should read this post. Because, god, it's true. I've never read anything truer.

Also; I had a moment today. A moment. You know the one.

( parents and bondage do not a good mix make... )