The weekend generated a number of things:

1. Andreas Wank is a very peculiar looking man



2. Never have I wanted to celebrate the sight of a solid turd before



3. Celebrating turned out to be a mistake



4. Talking about missing wedding rings has engendered mine having a holiday behind the stove



5. I blame Ric

Is anyone else obsessed with True Blood? Please say it's not just me.

I find it hilarious, well acted and very entertaining. Their timing is classic comedy in a very slow, Southern Gothic-ish way. Anyone else able to squee over it?

Also, I would like to say that dancing at claire_wain and sogoth's wedding was like all the danciest tunes from my teenage years ( Read more... )

OK folks! ROLL CALL! Who's here? What are you up to? (apart from reading lj ( Read more... )

( reproduction related )

My house is full of people, and shoes, and towels; we are running out of bananas and hot water faster than I thought possible, and bloody hell, it's brilliant ( Read more... )

internet, oh internet, where did I put my fork?

After a long weekend of great silliness with bloomeenee, nurse_liz, dr_wez, Stu, Kay, and my Mup, all of the house seems quiet with oddly few jobs to do (apart from you know, that cleaning stuff, but who bothers with that ( Read more... )

On saturday, I went out with the Jen[n]{i/ie/y} collective, with an added Sarah for protection, and got an extra hole punched in me. 'Twas scary and exciting. The piercing room was like a weird mini-party, cos tooth_fairy came in with me to stand by my head and chat, to give me distraction, then there was the piercer, and because he was a bloke there was a ( Read more... )

I have the woe. It is because of the not-wellness of my car. After a lovely lovely weekend at home with the boy (this has not happened in an age), we were just driving back from his parents' house, when the car whined a bit (honestly, it did, we thought it was an animal noise) and then just stopped, all warning lights on. Luckily the AA sorted ( Read more... )

WE had a calm and pleasant weekend. I mostly knitted a lot, and failed to call all of my friends in the US who I keep planning to call. Sorry guys, I'm useless ( Read more... )

First of all, I managed to get all of the lovely ladies, and the lovely chap at lunch on Saturday doing the BSL sign for turtle. I'd like you to do it too, it's the best sign ever: link your fingers together, in a sort of one fist on top of the other way, with both palms donwards, then wiggle your thumbs in circles, see? A turtle swimming ( Read more... )