Sargon: *opens Netflix envelope* We got Revenge of the Ninja.

Naamah: Cool! What's it about?

Sargon: . . .

Naamah: . . . That was a stupid question. I'm sorry.

As it turns out, this movie is horrible and absolutely hilarious. There is nothing cool about it at all. We are not even ten minutes in and I've already barked at the screen three ( Read more... )

I thought I should warn you about Night Watch.

Just in case Netflix decides not to publish my review, here is an enhanced version complete with the profanity I was forced to cut.

If you liked this movie, I suggest you skip this. Reading it might lead you to argue with me, which would forever tarnish my assessment of your sentience and call into ( Read more... )

Hey, Underworld fans, help me out ( Read more... )

For Lupercalia, I thought I'd give you an essay about blood, sex, and wolves. Seems appropriate ( Read more... )

Garbage in, garbage out, I suppose. Sargon and I spent all last night watching crappy monster movies ( Read more... )

"Spiteful, vindictive, very large, but never crazy."

We saw Enchanted on Monday night, and now I really want that on a shirt.*

It was an extremely cute movie, even if I spent about half of it going "Oh, no way! They aren't going to go the--AAAAAAGH!" Because they totally did do that. I recommend it ( Read more... )

Well, alainbriongloid asked me for a list of movies I never want to see again, and I couldn't resist the opportunity. So, I compiled a partial catalog of stuff I could go the rest of my life without seeing ever again ( Read more... )

In slightly less fangirlish and squealy news, Blood and Chocolate came out on DVD Tuesday and I highly recommend that you rent or buy it if, like nearly everyone, you missed it in the theater.

I will also say that the new Hellboy animated movie, Blood and Iron, is fucking-A awesome. And a lot bloodier and darker than Sword of Storms, the previous ( Read more... )

Yesterday was a genuinely great day ( Read more... )

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, hells yeah. Oooooh. Do that.

No, no, don't do tha--aah! That's it, that's i--aaaaah!!!

Oh, fuck. Jesus. FUCK.

FUCK!

Ah! God in heaven fuck a monkey Christ Jesus FUCK!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!That was me watching this movie ( Read more... )