Sargon finally got me to go see Avatar in IMAX 3-D ( Read more... )

I thought I should warn you about Night Watch.

Just in case Netflix decides not to publish my review, here is an enhanced version complete with the profanity I was forced to cut.

If you liked this movie, I suggest you skip this. Reading it might lead you to argue with me, which would forever tarnish my assessment of your sentience and call into ( Read more... )

Just a heads-up. The drawing for the Palimpsest map boxes I made for the release of yuki_onna's book Palimpsest is still up, and will be up until Monday ( Read more... )

Catherynne M. Valente's Palimpsest came out today. I now have a copy sitting under the cat right next to me. I also have something to share with you.

Boxes!

Cat asked me to make these, so I did.


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Advertising equating food with sex has started to really freak me out and piss me off.

You know, according to our would-be cultural programming we ladies aren’t supposed to indulge in either wanton fucking or wanton eating, because if we do we are in serious danger of nobody ever wanting to fuck us. But we have to indulge in a little bit of both ( Read more... )

Hey, Underworld fans, help me out ( Read more... )

For Lupercalia, I thought I'd give you an essay about blood, sex, and wolves. Seems appropriate ( Read more... )

I have finally gotten over my pissoff long enough to watch the new Casino Royale ( Read more... )

Okay, this has been bugging me for years now, and sparked by a recent re-watching of Bram Stoker's Dracula, I want to end the suffering. Maybe one of youall can help me out ( Read more... )

It was really, really nice to see Heath again. Even as the Joker. And what a performance. Jesus Christ, that was creepy. It was not him. Heath was gone. At no point, none, did he remind me of any of his characters, of himself, anything ( Read more... )