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[getmyfrolicon]

I don't even need to mourn over the hot new addition to Glee being gay, I still have the boyfriend with the best abs.

Suck it, Kurt.

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[justbeingaqueen]

Well, I have the boyfriend with the best cock. So there.

I would say suck THAT, but yeah...

[getmyfrolicon]

Ah, excuse me? How do you even figure that when you haven't seen what Mike's keeping in his skinny jeans?

I'm quite alright sucking--never mind.

[justbeingaqueen]

Because I was too busy perving on Blaine in his skinny red ones... Mmm... skinny red jeans... Just for the record, don't let the height fool you. He has really big feet, remember?

YOU GO GIRLFRIEND! Now I just want to ask you what it's like...

[getmyfrolicon]

Do you think I can get Mike some skinny red jeans? He wouldn't be able to jean swap with Blaine because of the height thing. So does my man! Haven't you noticed when he's dancing? He's got giant Asian feet.

Ah... well, I don't know how to describe it without it sounding gross even if it's not.

[justwants2dance]

There's my gorgeous gal. You tell him, babe. Only... I like Blaine, so don't go all Twilight on him, okay?

[getmyfrolicon]

Did you hear me talking about your abs? And you know I still can't watch that film!

Wait, do you mean be a vampire, or be Kristen Stewart?

[justwants2dance]

No, but I think it might be a psychic gift to connect to you when you do these days.

Um, babe... don't think Blaine has any interest in Kristen Stewart.

[getmyfrolicon]

See, no one else has that. We're so in love you can hear my thoughts about your abs. What am I think about now?

But you wouldn't have interest in me being a boy vampire.

[rockstarwarbler]

Is it true they gave you concussion once? That's what the end stall in the second floor boys' bathrooms says.

[getmyfrolicon]

I plead the Fifth. I think that's what pleading the Fifth is for, isn't it? Not answering questions?

The end of the what now? Who wrote that?!

[rockstarwarbler]

I think it's to with the right not to incriminate yourself by refusing to swear under oath in court, to be completely specific. But where's the fun in not answering questions?! You can ask me some.

I don't know, but those stalls are really good for new kids to learn stuff.

[getmyfrolicon]

Yeah, but you shouldn't believe everything you read on those walls. And it wasn't exactly a concussion. There may have been a little bump on the head though.

I don't think Kurt wants me asking the questions I want to ask.

[usedtohaveabs]

Agreement. Though I haven't seen Kurt's or Blaine's, so it's pending the ability to make a complete comparison.

[getmyfrolicon]

Puck's weren't up to scratch? That's kinda surprising.

[usedtohaveabs]

Puck's have been around the block far, far too much to even be in the running anymore.

[getmyfrolicon]

I get Mike's all to myself. I'm kinda proud of that. Not to rub it in. Sorry.

[showingnuttage]

One of his many, many assets ;)

[getmyfrolicon]

So very true. I did good with him.

[showingnuttage]

You guys have stood the test of time, I'm very impressed.

[getmyfrolicon]

Thank the donuts. It was all their doing. But I know, right? It's pretty amazing. I'm still in shock some days.