Is that some freaky boyfriend metaphor I really don't want to know about? I totally need to quiz you guys on your secrets one day so maybe I can get it right sometime.
No, I mean actual donuts. The edible kind. We have donut eating competition dates. It's not a metaphor. Everyone wants our secrets, but I don't even know what they are.
Donut eating competition dates is the big secrets? Shit, now I know exactly where I have been going wrong all this time. Well, I hear some people just have natural chemistry. Which is cool too.
Well, I think having fun is the big secret. It's not necessarily donut eating competitions. That's just what me and Mike like to do for fun. It's just strange when the chemistry happens. It's not like it happened before Asian Camp.
I think my problem was that I tried too hard. All the chicks at my new school though, not so appealing. I might need to wait until college to find my perfect match. Yeah, but maybe you guys just weren't ready for it together before then?
It's okay to wait. Otherwise we can always try and smuggle a girl to you in a box. With air holes, obviously. Maybe. And I'm not going to deny it had to do with seeing the flash of abs. It was like a revelation.
Well, a year at McKinley and I didn't find anyone who really worked. 'Cedes was hopeful, but then I had to leave. Not into the distance thing, I doubt it would have worked and I hear she's taken again now. I'm really happy for her. But it's become more than abs now, right?
Yeah, but I was at McKinley for a year too and I didn't find anyone. It takes another year. Yeah, she is. But they're not you. I miss seeing you in Glee. I think Mike misses you too. Yes, it's more than abs. Total inside and out love.
You were young, though. Different story now we're older and the hormones are rife. Shame my dad's new boss probably wouldn't get that memo. I miss you guys so much. Last year was awesome, first time I ever had real friends, but life just sucks like that. How you guys doing? Still going strong no doubt?
Your dad's boss can kiss our Gleek ass. Or at least compensate you with a hot girlfriend. Does he have a daughter you can steal? We miss you a lot! Seriously. Make sure you keep in touch. We're going really well. There's been some advancements that have ensured there's no way we're slowing down any time soon. I really can't complain.
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