Because I was too busy perving on Blaine in his skinny red ones... Mmm... skinny red jeans... Just for the record, don't let the height fool you. He has really big feet, remember?
YOU GO GIRLFRIEND! Now I just want to ask you what it's like...
Do you think I can get Mike some skinny red jeans? He wouldn't be able to jean swap with Blaine because of the height thing. So does my man! Haven't you noticed when he's dancing? He's got giant Asian feet.
Ah... well, I don't know how to describe it without it sounding gross even if it's not.
Well, Blaine does have to roll his up. He's special like that. Oh my god, we need to go boyfriend shopping together! We can buy them all these cute little outfits and lots of skinny jeans! I may have had a fleeting glance at Mike's, um, assets...
It not being gross is a good thing. Does it actually fit without asphyxiating you?
That's okay, you can look at them. I am comfortable enough in my relationship that you perving on him doesn't bother me. Because if you don't, then how else will you help me make sure all the boyfriend clothes are a perfect fit?
It takes practice and patience. And the boy not getting bothered if you can't get it right away. You don't deep throat on the first try. That just leads to awkward gagging. Not that I'd know.
Darling, if I didn't have a perfect boyfriend of my own, I would be all over that offer like a rash. Alas, Blaine has an ass that won't quit, so it's rather hypnotizing. I'm almost overdosing having him here with me every day. I have all of Blaine's vital stats burned into my brain at all times.
Um, there may have been some receiving on my part, but no giving yet. I'm a little nervous.
How do you not jump him? It's hard enough being around Mike and trying to keep my hands to myself. Skinny jeans are the devil's work. I'm sure of it. This is what my mother has been trying to warn me about.
So was I, but if I can do it you can do it! But not to Mike. To Blaine. Just to clarify.
Fear of being beaten up and thrown in a ditch because we're gay is a start. We just like to be a little on the discreet side when we're in public. But in private, it's totally on. I can't keep my hands off him in private. To warn you about skinny jeans? You need to buy her a few copies of Vogue to show her the fashion ways.
Yes, I'd like to keep my boyfriend and not lose him by sucking other people's boyfriends. Do you guys like doing it together?
Yeah, I really don't want you thrown in a ditch. That wouldn't be right at all. There really is something nice about saving it all for being in private though. Then it's just game on and nothing stopping you! To warn me about what's in the skinny jeans. I try, but she's very set in her ways.
Yes, we do. A lot. I think it's because we've had a chance to learn with each other.
Some people do, and hey, it's not like I'm not used to that. They're not the people who matter in my life. The ones that do don't actually care if I'm holding hands with my boyfriend in public. Unless Dad, Carole or Finn are home. Then we feel really weird doing it in case we get walked in on. She doesn't know you already know what's in them, then?
Is it embarrassing if you don't get it right? Blaine didn't really get it right at first, but he was so cute.
You shouldn't have to put up with it though. It's not right. I don't understand what they're so afraid of. If you want to get it on with your boyfriend in front of me, that's cool. I really don't have a problem with it. Yeah, true. Parentals do kill the mood. Um, not exactly, no.
Yeah, it can be. But you just laugh it off and talk about it, try and relax and try again. That's what being with someone is really about.
You don't fight back, either, though. I tried that, and it got me face-raped... er, long story. Between Blaine and me, we've had a painful track record with homophobes, so we don't really want to tempt too much fate. We're just busy taking care of each other, which works. You're a sweetheart, Tina. I'm glad you guys like him. Well, everyone but Finn seems to :/ Have you guys, you know, um... third base and beyond?
We definitely laugh. He accidentally found this tickly bit I never knew I had and I couldn't stop laughing.
Ew. Face rape is not the way you want things to go. I guess I get that, but I'm still in full support of you two. I try. Who couldn't like him? He's so much fun! He dances on furniture. But Mike isn't jealous or anything. Why not Finn, I don't get it. Ah, maybe. Possibly. Even though I was trying not to.
Oh, ticklish spots are the best! Mike knows mine. I know his.
And it was my first kiss that mattered, which really pissed me off. But then Blaine kissed me, and it was like nothing else existed ever again. There was even more than fireworks. It was a miracle I didn't fall off my chair. Blaine's just one of a kind. God knows how we work, but we just do. He's my everything. I do not know what Finn's problem is because he has always been great with Blaine, but I'm going to have it out with him. You did it by accident? Not in a bad way though, right?
I nearly kneed Blaine in the face, but after that, it was fun in a 'I really want him to stop that' sort of way. I couldn't stop laughing, my eyes were watering and my nose was running. Really wasn't sexy.
He was really that good of a kisser? Holy hell. No wonder you two are inseparable. But then when you find that right person and the kissing is as vital as air there's just no getting in the way of it. You're like two halves. It works because you complete each other. Is it because he's jealous that Blaine's here now? No, it wasn't like we tripped and parts slotted together or something. It was just heat of the moment stuff.
Oops, awkward. But sometimes bruise porn is super hot. He would have forgiven you. I bet he still found you sexy and that's what counts.
I would say suck THAT, but yeah...
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I'm quite alright sucking--never mind.
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YOU GO GIRLFRIEND! Now I just want to ask you what it's like...
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Ah... well, I don't know how to describe it without it sounding gross even if it's not.
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It not being gross is a good thing. Does it actually fit without asphyxiating you?
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It takes practice and patience. And the boy not getting bothered if you can't get it right away. You don't deep throat on the first try. That just leads to awkward gagging. Not that I'd know.
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Um, there may have been some receiving on my part, but no giving yet. I'm a little nervous.
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So was I, but if I can do it you can do it! But not to Mike. To Blaine. Just to clarify.
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Yes, I'd like to keep my boyfriend and not lose him by sucking other people's boyfriends. Do you guys like doing it together?
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Yes, we do. A lot. I think it's because we've had a chance to learn with each other.
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Is it embarrassing if you don't get it right? Blaine didn't really get it right at first, but he was so cute.
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Yeah, it can be. But you just laugh it off and talk about it, try and relax and try again. That's what being with someone is really about.
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We definitely laugh. He accidentally found this tickly bit I never knew I had and I couldn't stop laughing.
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Oh, ticklish spots are the best! Mike knows mine. I know his.
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I nearly kneed Blaine in the face, but after that, it was fun in a 'I really want him to stop that' sort of way. I couldn't stop laughing, my eyes were watering and my nose was running. Really wasn't sexy.
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Oops, awkward. But sometimes bruise porn is super hot. He would have forgiven you. I bet he still found you sexy and that's what counts.
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