Maybe if you didn't sparkle, because that's just nasty. And please don't suck my blood, I need that. Feel free to suck my di-- uh neck anytime, though.
I say we need another date to try and out-do our donut record. We haven't tried to break that one in ages. We got too distracted with the waffle place. Can I have donuts and you?
I don't want to know. Dude is always going to be Cedric Diggory in my head. And in your own defense, your bubbles were falling off, so you're only human at the end of the day. Have I mentioned lately that I love you?
You can have donuts and me if we do the donut record date thing. I'm cool with that. But this time I need to wear stretchier pants.
But Cedric's dead. Oh my god, he keeps playing dead guys. That's just weird. I love death, but not that much. Yes, you have, and while I would probably see that as angling for my neck sucking, I can't help but find it adorable. I love you too.
You in pants of any sort if totally hot, babe. You could go all Bridget Jones and I'd still be right there taking it all in.
I'm way hotter than him anyway. And I won't suck your blood. Let's get Dr Pepper instead. Dr Pepper and donuts FTW. Oh, you love it when I angle, just admit it :D
I love you so much for saying that. I know I always say that your abs do it for me, and don't get me wrong, they do but if you went all Jack Black I'd still love you.
That is a fact. Yeah, while I do like all things Goth, sucking blood isn't high on my list. Okay, when are we doing it? You see right through me.
D'awww, babe. Are you saying you love me inside and out? I can stop wrapping myself in clingwrap when I go to bed at night's now ;)
It worked for Angelina Jolie, and look what happened to her lips and her bo-- ah, adoption record. We could adopt a billion Asian babies, and then just to be different, adopt an Aussie one or something. If you're okay with a school night, we can go tomorrow night. I don't want to see right through, just all over you.
I think I am. I think I was ready to make the next big declaration. I'll even love you if you go all Nacho Libre Jack Black. And yes, you can stop doing that. No more clingwrap!
Yeah, but look what happened to her weight too. She's so skinny! Like, bony skinny. Do you want me to be that skinny? I mean, I have curves. I like my curves. Can we adopt a Kiwi? They have those funny accents. Or a Scottish baby! Can we have one of those? In a little tiny baby kilt. Sure, I think I can manage. Oh, you. You can see all over me whenever you want.
Wow, we so better not take any trips to Vegas or we might end up hitched all Elvis style with all these love declarations. Hey, it was good for the ninja training while it lasted. You try to unravel out of clingwrap in a hurry. It's pristine skills right there.
DNW skin and bones. I like me something to cuddle up to. Hell to the no. Do I look like I want an eyeball poked out with your collarbone? Your curves are awesome, babe. Very, very lovely. But then wouldn't we need to learn the Haka? Let's get a Scottish one! The do the Haka better anyway. Want to test out the back seat of my car again? :D
Would you really let us get married by Elvis? Not that there's anything wrong with that, but aren't there some other impersonators or something? Besides, I don't think Vegas ever places hose to Asian Camp. Pristine skills for what? When are you ever going to find yourself trapped in cling wrap you didn't wrap yourself in?
Thank you. It's about time guys realised curves are better than skin and bone. Really, what's sexy about it? I don't understand. LOL, the things you find. Okay, we'll go with the Scottish baby. Do I hear an eyebrow waggle with that? And yes I do. I'm still sure the, ah, suspension is right.
Well, no. I really want to get married by a ninja... or Jackie Chan. Elvis wouldn't cut it, I'm afraid. Hey, you never ever know what sort of situation you might find yourself in. Number One ninja rule, be prepared for anything.
I'm no ordinary guy, honey :D I have absolutely no complaints about you in or out of clothes, and hell, I'll even take extra credit classes on it to make me an expert. Were you tempted to do the whole Titanic sweaty hand window thing like I was?
How awesome would it be to get married by a ninja? We wouldn't even know we got married! We'd just look down and there'd be rings and a certificate. Maybe a faint breeze wafting through our hair because of the speed at which the ninja moved. But Jackie Chan would be a close second. Too bad we can't get married by Po the Kung Fu Panda. Isn't that the Scouts rule?
Well, duh. I figured that one out when we first kissed. Yes! I thought it was just me, but I'm glad you said it first. I might hate that scene, but so tempting to re-enact it.
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Wait, do you mean be a vampire, or be Kristen Stewart?
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Um, babe... don't think Blaine has any interest in Kristen Stewart.
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But you wouldn't have interest in me being a boy vampire.
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Maybe if you didn't sparkle, because that's just nasty. And please don't suck my blood, I need that. Feel free to suck my di-- uh neck anytime, though.
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I don't even know where they got that from. Okay, I like to wear bubbles, but sparkle? No. Just no. Oh, I will. Trust me, honey.
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I don't want to know. Dude is always going to be Cedric Diggory in my head. And in your own defense, your bubbles were falling off, so you're only human at the end of the day. Have I mentioned lately that I love you?
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But Cedric's dead. Oh my god, he keeps playing dead guys. That's just weird. I love death, but not that much. Yes, you have, and while I would probably see that as angling for my neck sucking, I can't help but find it adorable. I love you too.
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I'm way hotter than him anyway. And I won't suck your blood. Let's get Dr Pepper instead. Dr Pepper and donuts FTW. Oh, you love it when I angle, just admit it :D
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That is a fact. Yeah, while I do like all things Goth, sucking blood isn't high on my list. Okay, when are we doing it? You see right through me.
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It worked for Angelina Jolie, and look what happened to her lips and her bo-- ah, adoption record. We could adopt a billion Asian babies, and then just to be different, adopt an Aussie one or something. If you're okay with a school night, we can go tomorrow night. I don't want to see right through, just all over you.
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Yeah, but look what happened to her weight too. She's so skinny! Like, bony skinny. Do you want me to be that skinny? I mean, I have curves. I like my curves. Can we adopt a Kiwi? They have those funny accents. Or a Scottish baby! Can we have one of those? In a little tiny baby kilt. Sure, I think I can manage. Oh, you. You can see all over me whenever you want.
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DNW skin and bones. I like me something to cuddle up to. Hell to the no. Do I look like I want an eyeball poked out with your collarbone? Your curves are awesome, babe. Very, very lovely. But then wouldn't we need to learn the Haka? Let's get a Scottish one! The do the Haka better anyway. Want to test out the back seat of my car again? :D
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Thank you. It's about time guys realised curves are better than skin and bone. Really, what's sexy about it? I don't understand. LOL, the things you find. Okay, we'll go with the Scottish baby. Do I hear an eyebrow waggle with that? And yes I do. I'm still sure the, ah, suspension is right.
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I'm no ordinary guy, honey :D I have absolutely no complaints about you in or out of clothes, and hell, I'll even take extra credit classes on it to make me an expert. Were you tempted to do the whole Titanic sweaty hand window thing like I was?
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Well, duh. I figured that one out when we first kissed. Yes! I thought it was just me, but I'm glad you said it first. I might hate that scene, but so tempting to re-enact it.
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