I think it's to with the right not to incriminate yourself by refusing to swear under oath in court, to be completely specific. But where's the fun in not answering questions?! You can ask me some.
I don't know, but those stalls are really good for new kids to learn stuff.
Yeah, but you shouldn't believe everything you read on those walls. And it wasn't exactly a concussion. There may have been a little bump on the head though.
I don't think Kurt wants me asking the questions I want to ask.
I know, that's why I thought I better ask. There was something there about Finn's left ball too which I really could have done without ever seeing in my whole life.
That's okay. I have ways to get him out of a bad mood if he's in one. Ask away.
I suppose clarification is better than doing the usual McKinley thing and just believing gossip. Which I am guilty and ashamed of. What was the thing? We don't get any of this in the girls' room. Just a lot of "so and so is a bitch".
Well, considering there is already a rumour going around that I'm the love child of Mini Me and Austin Powers, then I'm not so quick to just believe everything right now. Still feeling my way around the place. That the reason he can't dance is because his left ball is 7.5 time heavier than the right.
All the time or when we make out? Handsy as in holding hands or less innocent than that? Tongues are definitely involved...
You're not that short. Or English. What finally made you come over to the Dark Side? Yeah, okay, sure. I can see how that would be a dancing impairment. If it weren't ridiculous.
Less than innocent. With the making out and when you're alone. Are you allowed sleepovers?
I'm 5'6", so not quite Mini Me. I guess that's where Austin's genes come into it. I was sure what that said about my teeth, but apparently good for sexual prowess. It was Kurt. I couldn't stand being apart from him, simple as that. That would be one hellishly heavy ball.
Yes, we've, um, tried some things, I guess you could say. Burt and Carole let us start having sleepovers at the back end of summer when Kurt threw a hissy fit about not being trusted to be an adult.
Aren't you taller than me? That's not a Mini Me. I still don't see it though, you have a better dress sense than him. Aw, you totally love him, don't you? Wouldn't he be walking all bent over or something?
Oh, hissy fits like that work? I'm too scared to try one on my mom. Have you liked what you tried?
I don't know. I think so? How tall are you? Mini Me is better than being called a Hobbit, though. Frodo's great grandson. I really do, Tina. He's amazing. He's beautiful. He makes me smile. Plus, he's talented like whoa. To be fair, he does sort of do that sometimes.
It worked for Kurt, but it was an epic one. Albeit, a little premature. Burt and Carole were already going to tell us I could stay if I wanted to. Just not without not telling them. Burt said something about figuring we would find other less-safe places to do it if we weren't allowed to at home. He wants to know we're safe.
I'm 5'3". What? No. Your feet aren't that big. I know Kurt was all about your big feet, but they're not Hobbit feet. You're so not the shortest guy ever. Aw, you two are just so in love. It's gonna be so much fun watching you two together.
Wow, can Burt be my dad? I'm still wondering if my own Dad is going to take Mike aside and give him some embarrassing lecture, but I think at the end of the day he's happy I'm keeping it in the Asian gene pool, you know? They want us married, not having safe sex.
I'm taller \o/ Sorry, I don't get to say that very often LOL. I think they're just big in proportion to the rest of me. Thank god I don't have Hobbit feet. Just most teenage guys are on the taller side these days, so I look smaller. I don't mind, so long as I can go on all the rides at King's Island. He makes me smile so much. It's nice to just be able to hold his hand whenever I want to.
Burt's great. Sort of scary sometimes, but he's been awesome. Way better than my own, who just doesn't give a toss. It has to help that Mike's a great guy too, though. He would never hurt you.
Yeah, I figured. It's cool, I'll let you take that victory. I bet you could still get on some of the kids' rides too! Did you miss him like crazy when he came back to us and left the blazer behind? Do you still have it? Can I borrow it, or is it blasphemy?
Is it hard knowing you can't go to your dad for this kinda stuff? He's seriously amazing. I can't get enough of him and I hope that never changes.
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The end of the what now? Who wrote that?!
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I don't know, but those stalls are really good for new kids to learn stuff.
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I don't think Kurt wants me asking the questions I want to ask.
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That's okay. I have ways to get him out of a bad mood if he's in one. Ask away.
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Do you two get handsy? And tonguey?
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All the time or when we make out? Handsy as in holding hands or less innocent than that? Tongues are definitely involved...
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Less than innocent. With the making out and when you're alone. Are you allowed sleepovers?
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Yes, we've, um, tried some things, I guess you could say. Burt and Carole let us start having sleepovers at the back end of summer when Kurt threw a hissy fit about not being trusted to be an adult.
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Oh, hissy fits like that work? I'm too scared to try one on my mom. Have you liked what you tried?
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It worked for Kurt, but it was an epic one. Albeit, a little premature. Burt and Carole were already going to tell us I could stay if I wanted to. Just not without not telling them. Burt said something about figuring we would find other less-safe places to do it if we weren't allowed to at home. He wants to know we're safe.
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Wow, can Burt be my dad? I'm still wondering if my own Dad is going to take Mike aside and give him some embarrassing lecture, but I think at the end of the day he's happy I'm keeping it in the Asian gene pool, you know? They want us married, not having safe sex.
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Burt's great. Sort of scary sometimes, but he's been awesome. Way better than my own, who just doesn't give a toss. It has to help that Mike's a great guy too, though. He would never hurt you.
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Is it hard knowing you can't go to your dad for this kinda stuff? He's seriously amazing. I can't get enough of him and I hope that never changes.
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