Someone proposed an absolutely terrifying thing on FB and now I can't get it out of my head.  I need someone to tell me that this is scientifically implausible ( Read more... )

Maddie loves edamame... I mean LOOOOOOOOOOOOVES edamame.

That is all.

It always kind of wierds me out when someone you thought you knew sends you something or posts something that completely doesn't jibe with who you thought they were.  It's hard to go back to thinking of them the way they were, and you wonder what else you don't know about them.  This just seems to be happening a lot lately. 

Q:  List allergies (food/ drug):

A:  Everything.

Hmmm, that doesn't seem to be in my data-base. 

My Dad used to dumpster dive.  Still does, although now he calls it metal detecting ( Read more... )

1.  I have to type the word "rectal." A lot ( Read more... )

My iPod has favorite songs.  It's current favorite is "Fat Bottomed Girls" by Queen.  I like to set it to shuffle mode, and everytime I charge it, it resets the shuffle, and one of the first songs to play is ALWAYS "Fat Bottom Girls."  Seriously.  Every goddam time. 
Okay, iPod, I get it.  I have a fat ass.  I'm working on it, you judgemental prick ( Read more... )

At work I spend my days inputting data off patient med list forms.  Exciting, right?  Sometimes people write goofy stuff on their forms, I can only assume in the hopes that some poor schmuck in my position will get a laugh off of it.  The most common places for these wierd assertions is in the allergies section, but the second most popular is in ( Read more... )

At what point did the definition of the verb "pimp" change from "to whore out women" to "to make fancy?" And when did it become so much a part of the common vernacular that I just heard it used in a commercial for a Disney movie???