My iPod is Trying to Tell Me Something
My iPod has favorite songs. It's current favorite is "Fat Bottomed Girls" by Queen. I like to set it to shuffle mode, and everytime I charge it, it resets the shuffle, and one of the first songs to play is ALWAYS "Fat Bottom Girls." Seriously. Every goddam time.
Okay, iPod, I get it. I have a fat ass. I'm working on it, you judgemental prick. Fucker.