1. Tiger Woods: he's human. He has problems. Get over it already. I am sick to death of the trouncing of his ass because he has personal issues. I never heard him claim he was greater than human. If you put him on the pedestal, that's your problem. Shut the fuck up and leave him alone. I tell you what, how about we dig through your life and ( Read more... )

RIP. Rest in Peace. Requiescat in pace (in the Latin). Between Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, and now Michael Jackson, I have been hearing a lot of "RIP." I realize it saves space in Twitter and conveys well-wishes, but I hope no one curses me like that after I'm gone ( Read more... )

ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION

Holy Jesus Fuck Christ! Is this a national epidemic!? Has it replaced the swine flu? I have seen more commercials today for "herbal enhancements" or meds for erectile dysfunction than I have in my entire life. Who buys this?

And fuck you, Enzyte, with your "chubby Santa" commercial. You have ruined Christmas seven months ( Read more... )

Why cannot I leave a decent answering machine message? How long have we had answering machines? This isn't new technology. You would think I would've mastered it by now. Instead, I always sound like a mouth-breathing moron on tape or digital.

*sighs* Go, go, Techgirl stupidity!

This may come to a shock to some of you. Some, it may not. But in the next eight weeks or so, I feel this information may be viable to save some lives.

I am a moderate. That means I am not as conservative as some of you think and I’m not as liberal as some of you think. I’m “middle of the road.” My battle cry is, “Be rational ( Read more... )

Two things I've come to firmly believe ( Read more... )

I should have watched the video on that news article I linked in my post. If I had watched that video, I wouldn't have done that post.

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I would have made this post:

Crying?!? Crying? What the fuck?! That wasn't crying! Her voice barely broke!

This is crying:

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Fuck. It's sad when our own media over-blows something like this when we ( Read more... )

Please allow me to recant yesterday’s post. I am embarrassed that I have done one of the very things I despise: I generalized. I am deeply ashamed. I am sorry ( Read more... )

My god, I hate fans.

Stop reading fan-related things.

Now.

Last night, I watched my DVR'd copy of the new Henry Rollins Show on IFC, specifically because he had two Iraq veterans on to talk about their experiences in the Middle East. It was an enlightening show, about how the Green Zone is a test for privatizing the military and how the military is frustrated because insurgents blend into the population ( Read more... )