yeah, she's a stone bitch on wheels ( Read more... )

There's this nifty place where you can go, when your body isn't working quite right. It has lots of people who spent ridiculous amounts of money--are perhaps still paying it off--and took YEARS to learn about stuff like how the spleen works and why toes should be hairy.

It's called a hospital. Can YOU say 'hospital'? Good ( Read more... )

I'm not a guy. I play a LOT of them online, but I'm just not a guy. There are guy-things I'll never experience, like peeing standing up and NOT getting it all down my leg, or a guy-orgasm ( Read more... )

Aw: Octopiary. Darling little crocheted octopoda for you and your friends.

EW: I looked after the horrible little dogs again.


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...but I'm putting them behind a cut because the first one's kinda gross. Summary: I was looking to see if a word meant what I thought it did; discovered that it didn't; and found out something interesting about my own body in the process.

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...The silver medalist in sloppy housekeeping (40 and Under Division) spends two hours on cleaning and declares that your house is now cleaner than it has been in weeks, probably in months, and possibly in years.

I'm totally disgusting, now, but damn if that sink's not CLEAN.

Okay, off to finish up and get ready to go home (yaaaaaay!)

I don't know if you know this -- I'd be surprised if you didn't, but whatever -- if you want your dog to eat a 'raw' diet consisting of the same kinds of food their ancestors eat? You need to lose most of the veggies and start heaping things like mice and voles and rabbits into their dishes ( Read more... )