There's this nifty place where you can go, when your body isn't working quite right. It has lots of people who spent ridiculous amounts of money--are perhaps still paying it off--and took YEARS to learn about stuff like how the spleen works and why toes should be hairy.

It's called a hospital. Can YOU say 'hospital'? Good ( Read more... )

I don't like small dogs. When I worked at the clinic, one of the other girls and I came up with the following (mostly-silly) statement: If you can pick it up with one hand and/or it does not have the potential to kill you, it's not a 'real' dog. (Corgis tend to be too heavy to pick up one-handed, plus they're big dogs on super-short legs, so they ( Read more... )