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minus5pts

Mail is so unreliable on the Grand Line.

Mar 24, 2009 00:46

I recently received two items of food in the mail: one thermos of tea purported to taste of doughnuts. And one... blue carrot. It really is very blue, isn't it?Putting aside the rather dubious nature of both of these perversions of nature, I suppose it is my job as an expert food critic to give them both a try. So... here goes nothing ( Read more... )

doughnuts are kind of bread-like, garp's cook might know what he's doing, bread reactions, mail gulls: minus 20 points for lateness

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caffinatekillua March 24 2009, 05:19:48 UTC

So... how'd that taste again?

minus5pts March 24 2009, 05:52:45 UTC

Let me guess, you didn't read any of it.

caffinatekillua March 24 2009, 06:12:01 UTC

Oh I read it all. I just thought maybe you'd have... I dunno another ascending and descending phrase you wanted to post up.

I dare you to eat the carrot now.

minus5pts March 24 2009, 06:22:00 UTC

Like I said, the carrot will do nothing.

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samurai_parfait March 24 2009, 05:48:26 UTC

Wait, donut tea? O.o

minus5pts March 24 2009, 05:53:14 UTC

If you ask the Vice-Admiral, I'm sure he'd be willing to send you some.

samurai_parfait March 24 2009, 05:56:03 UTC

Yosh. Will do.

minus5pts March 24 2009, 05:58:44 UTC

That's right, you have an unfortunate taste for sweet things.

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doubleppk March 24 2009, 05:51:40 UTC

... Huh. I totally just got some of that for Garp but I didn't try it because it just seemed so... you know... gross. Are you sure it was good?

Also... didn't you mark Kaku down 5 points for eating a blue carrot? So wouldn't you have to mark YOURSELF down? And it'll turn you into a kid. Or since you're young, a baby.

minus5pts March 24 2009, 05:55:13 UTC

My taste is never wrong.

...N-oo, I marked Kaku down for thinking that the blue carrot turned him into a child. That is not possible. I will simply eat it to demonstrate that food coloring does not grant vegetables magical properties, a fact which I thought would have been obvious, but you lot have proven me wrong yet again.

doubleppk March 24 2009, 06:09:34 UTC

....

Yeah I'd almost believe you about the tea but since you're about to turn into a little kid in a day or so I just can't trust your taste because you might just be an idiot~

minus5pts March 24 2009, 06:23:44 UTC

I'm not going to turn into a "little kid". Ever. Aging does not work in that direction.

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marinegrandpa March 24 2009, 06:04:32 UTC

Wahahaha Lumiere is the awesomeest cook EVER! I'll tell him you liked the tea!

minus5pts March 24 2009, 06:24:23 UTC

I don't know about ever, but that was... passably decent.

marinegrandpa March 24 2009, 06:29:11 UTC

You're very strict.

minus5pts March 24 2009, 06:43:56 UTC

I'm known for it.

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kirin_ja March 24 2009, 06:11:08 UTC

Yes, well, do not say that I didn't warn you.

minus5pts March 24 2009, 06:43:44 UTC

The warning is duly noted, but unnecessary.

black_hat_cat March 24 2009, 12:22:01 UTC

This should be entertaining.

kirin_ja March 25 2009, 02:38:41 UTC

Indeed.

The irony is rather suffocating, wouldn't you agree?

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