Mail is so unreliable on the Grand Line.

[minus5pts]

I recently received two items of food in the mail: one thermos of tea purported to taste of doughnuts. And one... blue carrot. It really is very blue, isn't it?Putting aside the rather dubious nature of both of these perversions of nature, I suppose it is my job as an expert food critic to give them both a try. So... here goes nothing

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[caffinatekillua]

So... how'd that taste again?

[minus5pts]

Let me guess, you didn't read any of it.

[caffinatekillua]

Oh I read it all. I just thought maybe you'd have... I dunno another ascending and descending phrase you wanted to post up.

I dare you to eat the carrot now.

[minus5pts]

Like I said, the carrot will do nothing.

[caffinatekillua]

Did you eat it?

[minus5pts]

I'm not going to eat it at this instant just because some kid on the internet tells me to.

[caffinatekillua]

Why not, it's just a harmless little vegetable. It's not like it's gonna hurt you to eat it.

[minus5pts]

That's what I've been saying. But I still prefer to maintain some autonomy over how and when I eat possibly hallucinogenic vegetables.

[caffinatekillua]

Why would it make you hallucinate? Does food coloring do that?

[minus5pts]

There has to be some reason so many people claim to have been turned into children. That's the best explanation I've been able to come up with, besides general insanity and some elaborate joke.

[caffinatekillua]

Do you eat Hallucinogenic vegetables a lot?

[minus5pts]

...Never.

[caffinatekillua]

What time of day is best to eat hallucinogenic vegtables? 4:20?

[minus5pts]

ALL RIGHT, I'LL EAT IT ALREADY!!!!!

[caffinatekillua]

Victory!

[minus5pts]

Like I said, nothing happe