Mail is so unreliable on the Grand Line.

[minus5pts]

I recently received two items of food in the mail: one thermos of tea purported to taste of doughnuts. And one... blue carrot. It really is very blue, isn't it?Putting aside the rather dubious nature of both of these perversions of nature, I suppose it is my job as an expert food critic to give them both a try. So... here goes nothing

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[samurai_parfait]

Wait, donut tea? O.o

[minus5pts]

If you ask the Vice-Admiral, I'm sure he'd be willing to send you some.

[samurai_parfait]

Yosh. Will do.

[minus5pts]

That's right, you have an unfortunate taste for sweet things.

[samurai_parfait]

I enjoy it, how could it possibly be unfortunate?

[minus5pts]

A chef needs to take into account the tastes of those who will eat his meals, and most people do not like their bread that sweet!!

[samurai_parfait]

Oh yeah, other people.

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But aren't kids always complaining that they want more sugar?

[minus5pts]

Yes, and they also desire candy for breakfast and license to play video games for days straight. I had assumed by your appearance that you were a responsible adult, but perhaps I was mistaken.

[samurai_parfait]

Yep.

[minus5pts]

Yep, you're a responsible adult, or yep, I was mistaken?

[samurai_parfait]

Yep, you were mistaken.

[minus5pts]

So you're proud of behaving like an irresponsible child, even at your age.

[samurai_parfait]

Especially at my age.

[minus5pts]

Your... age, sir? Er, how old are you, if you don't mind me asking?

[samurai_parfait]

Er... lets just say 25.

You ate the banana didn't you?

[minus5pts]

You look young for your age, sir.

...banana, sir? I'm not sure what you mean.