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minus5pts

Mail is so unreliable on the Grand Line.

Mar 24, 2009 00:46

I recently received two items of food in the mail: one thermos of tea purported to taste of doughnuts. And one... blue carrot. It really is very blue, isn't it?Putting aside the rather dubious nature of both of these perversions of nature, I suppose it is my job as an expert food critic to give them both a try. So... here goes nothing ( Read more... )

doughnuts are kind of bread-like, garp's cook might know what he's doing, bread reactions, mail gulls: minus 20 points for lateness

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marinegrandpa March 24 2009, 06:04:32 UTC

Wahahaha Lumiere is the awesomeest cook EVER! I'll tell him you liked the tea!

minus5pts March 24 2009, 06:24:23 UTC

I don't know about ever, but that was... passably decent.

marinegrandpa March 24 2009, 06:29:11 UTC

You're very strict.

minus5pts March 24 2009, 06:43:56 UTC

I'm known for it.

marinegrandpa March 24 2009, 07:03:12 UTC

Wahaha okay!

minus5pts March 24 2009, 07:06:48 UTC

Erm... is there a particular reason you're laughing, sir?

marinegrandpa March 24 2009, 07:10:40 UTC

Bread guy was being funny!

Who are you kiddo?

minus5pts March 24 2009, 07:12:09 UTC

Sorry, I keep forgetting to introduce myself! My name is Kuroyanagi Ryou. It's nice to meet you, sir.

marinegrandpa March 24 2009, 07:13:46 UTC

I am Vice Admiral Garp of the Marines! You're really polite.

minus5pts March 24 2009, 07:16:39 UTC

Hello, Vice Admiral Garp! I've never met a member of the Marines before!

My mother always says that manners are very important. Rude people are a dishonor to themselves, their families, and to the Japanese people.

marinegrandpa March 24 2009, 07:24:44 UTC

Well you have now!

Eeeeh? Really?

minus5pts March 24 2009, 07:30:05 UTC

What is it like, then, Vice Admiral? Wow, that's a really high position, isn't it?

My mother wouldn't say it if it weren't true!

marinegrandpa March 24 2009, 16:36:33 UTC

IT IS THE BEST JOB IN THE WOOOORLD! For me anyway.

Woooow. I didn't know that!

minus5pts March 25 2009, 02:51:02 UTC

Do you mean that it's suited to your talents, Vice Admiral? Or that it's something you very much enjoy? I think everyone should find a job that they're interested in. It'll make working much more pleasant, and people are more efficient and productive when they enjoy what they do.

Didn't your mother ever tell you that? Er, I hope that's not rude of me to ask.

marinegrandpa March 25 2009, 05:18:03 UTC

...Yes?

Nope! Momma mostly taught me how to punch things and how to be a Marine Hero!

And fire art.

minus5pts March 25 2009, 14:38:13 UTC

So it's both, then? That's good to hear, sir.

I guess she taught you pretty successfully, Vice Admiral. But... what's fire art?

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