dyslexicbeemer (10:39:30 PM): does size matter ( Read more... )

Alexia: The problem is, he's got a girlfriend he doesn't want to split up with.
Marie: Why are you so interested, then?
Alexia: Someone who's taken must be worth it. I'm skeptical of single guys.

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I don't know what to do with myself.
That's it. Period. Just in general. At all.

I meant to write this last night but I was so exhausted that I crashed. Anyway. I'll tell you exactly what I think about David Blaine. I think he must have been wholly neglected as a child because he is starved for attention like no other. The end ( Read more... )

( Yeah, that's right. I went there. )

This kid I know at UNT called Justin Norwood just sent me this, and it's amusing me so much!! I know why he sent it to me, too. It's cuz I call it pop, which is pretty much unheard of in Texas and the South. I started calling it pop when I lived in Memphis cuz people there get real upset if it's anything other than "Coke." LOL. YAY Justin ( Read more... )

This is what happens when Lindsey and I use the hours from two til five in the morning for doing our online Art Appreciation tests. Click now, go here. Tiny gazebo-looking house thinger. Brilliant. =) Clearly, that was not the wording I used on the bit I turned in.

We're going right now to get Hot & Creamy donuts. You're jealous. Ben. =)

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Just finished watching Troy again. *shiver* It's so good, it makes me wanna kill myself ( Read more... )

I really just can't even make up shit this good. It just falls into my lap, honestly. [and since I know it's kinda shitty, read: TRY NEW NAKED CHICKEN STRIPS, ONLY 1 CARB PER STRIP!]


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So I was writing Patrick a letter and headed over to the United States Postal Service website to look up how much it costs to mail a letter to Germany. On the site they have a list of restrictions (things you can't mail to Germany without permission) and prohibitions (things you can't mail to German no matter what, just because the Germans say so ( Read more... )

Thought I would put this in here, before I forget to. Seriously, I just attract these kinds of people. This guy is stark raving mad. They just find me, I don't know what it is. ( his e-mail )