This guy:


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The French have not faired well in the comic world, or the real world in
general actually.  The barrets, the baggets, the chronic smoking and
neckless skin tight striped shirts have all but taken away any hint of
machismo of the French culture.  That and they've not really faired very
well in battle for...oh...lets say the last 300 years.  Much like ( Read more... )

Compared to the Justice League (Coree think Batman, Superman and Wonderwoman) the Avengers have always been the diet Tab of the "major" superhero teams.  Are they better than the X-Men?  No not really.  But the Avengers team also had two gods on the roster, Hercules and Thor.  Though they could easily smote by the likes of Young Justice or the Teen ( Read more... )

Dear blog,

This is a tragedy. Pure and simple. Back in the 1990s when Image
first came on the scene the very first comic printed by the company was
"Youngblood".


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Dear DC Comics,

As an open minded individual I would like to thank you for your pioneering efforts with your fabulous character Bwana Beast. Pushing forth a gay rights agenda in the late 60s to early 70s truly showed the rainbow colors that DC Comics represents. Mike Maxwell aka: Bwana Beast and his mutant red ape side kick protecting the Mt. ( Read more... )

Sweet mother of everything that is holy.  Marvel has various heroes and
villains based on sound (Banshee, Siren and Klaw but to name a few).  And as
we've seen when Marvel can't come up with a descent power at least they try
to give him a fear inducing name.  Like Angar (rhymes with anger): The
Screamer.


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Dear blog,

Flag Smasher is a jerk.  In reality he's probably no better than Flag Burner or Flag Flagger or even the dreaded Flag Kick-to-the-Nethers.

I am confounded why an icon like Captain America persistantely has some of the worst villains to fight against.  This one doesn't even have any powers!  He's a swede with a mask and a mace.  His ( Read more... )

This isn't a political blog.  I cannot express that enough.  I want to clarify something right here and now before I continue:  I do not like President Bush, but that's not because of his politics, its more because he's a retard who is corrupt.  Unlike say Corky from "Life Goes On" who is a retard but a shining individual of humanity.  Pretty ( Read more... )

Dear blog,

Shhhh don't let him hear you. Just be very quiet as I tap this entire message out in morse code on the inside of your thigh.  He musn't hear us.  What?  Well you should have warn undergarments today.  I shall tap on.

There are few things in life that one should truly fear.  Dying from drinking too much Yoohoo and encountering "Super Ted" ( Read more... )