Did you know that fans do not actually make a room's temperature cooler? They are a mere extension of humanity's aspirations toward godhood in the form of our subconscious desires to all one day become wind-chill-predicting meteorologists. I am reminded of this as I sit in my room that has lost the function of its air conditioning. My attempt to ( Read more... )

Last weekend it snowed for two days. This weekend it was 67 degrees, muddy, and gross. Somewhere in between these two weekends it was 24 degrees.

This must be heaven.

I hate the cold, but I love the first tiny snowflakes ( Read more... )

Isn't it amazing how I've been cooped in my room for the last two weeks finishing up final papers, and on the three separate days on which the papers were due it was storming heavily outside for my trudge to campus? (Today I wasn't feeling macho, so I grabbed an umbrella. Good thing it wasn't a windy sort of rain since I of course grabbed my ( Read more... )

Everything is a month off since spring took so long to begin. I suppose this May shower will bring lots and lots of June flowers; but, if that's the case, then where are the pilgrims going to come from ( Read more... )

Everyone yawned today. No. No, that's not quite the right tense. Everyone was yawning today. The day was not actually dreary, but I would not call it beautiful either. Perhaps the percentage of time the populace spent yawning was not any greater today, but it just happened in my vision more frequently than normally. Perhaps my appearance was ( Read more... )

It was the Vernal Equinox today. Hooray! Thank the god of nature that winter is finally over. I mean, sure, winter is definitely a pretty season, but we most likely need less beauty in the world, don't you think? That is why it is good that it is now spring. Y'know, that season which of course is not at all known for its prettiness whatsoever.

Walking home in freezing rain is a lot more fun than the concept seems to imply. Although perhaps this is just due to the nature of my hair providing a nice cushion for my head. It was quite humorous to look in the mirror and see little clumps of ice strewn throughout and within my curls. Unfortunately now, five minutes after entering my house, ( Read more... )

Holy God, it was 65 degrees outside today. I am in love with the weather gods ( Read more... )

The temperature has been doing battle with my immune system for the past few days. The normally stout defense of my immunities has been worn down by the dual attack of the outside winter climate in conjunction with the suffocatingly infuriating ability of my room to retain far too much heat no matter the temperature of the rest of the house or of ( Read more... )