Did you know that fans do not actually make a room's temperature cooler? They are a mere extension of humanity's aspirations toward godhood in the form of our subconscious desires to all one day become wind-chill-predicting meteorologists. I am reminded of this as I sit in my room that has lost the function of its air conditioning. My attempt to ( Read more... )

I have decided to go back and start tagging my livejournal entries. Why? Well, because I obviously have better things that I need to do that I don't actually feel like doing. Also because I like the categorization possibilities of tags ( Read more... )

It seems I am clawing myself out of being stuck in the '90s. By the time I fully figure out the 'zeros, it'll be the '10s!

I used to think that I wasn't young anymore when I realized that there wasn't really time in my life to pursue a different interest (which is really unfortunate for someone like me who is average at and has interest in many things, but who is not exceedingly good at any one thing). I'm fairly certain my path is not very alterable now. But no, ( Read more... )

I have discovered that I cannot drink out of a cup and walk at the same time. Is this why straws were invented? Or am I merely deficient ( Read more... )

Oh, hey! It's my bir--oh. It's a leap year. You know, I do realize that everybody has to wait an extra day for their first birthday after Leap Day, but I feel like it somehow affects me more since it is more immediate. Of course it doesn't really matter to me anymore, now that my birthday means not much to me. But when I was about to turn 4, 8, ( Read more... )

I've been far too wordy in all things lately. There. That's better.

Well, it's the arbitrary first day of an arbitrary year after it has hit an arbitrary definition of midnight. I suppose the day means something to me though, since it is one of the few days I am fairly consistent about writing something on the livejournal. Not that I relate to it emotionally, of course; it's always a mere rational, mathematical ( Read more... )

Food is so gross. I'm so bored with something I never liked much in the first place.  I need to find someone to cook for me.  Sure, it might be easier to just learn for myself, but everyone knows food is better when someone else makes it.  Also, it would be quite odd for me to expend energy in making non-containered food when I don't want to waste ( Read more... )

I should have saved that last entry for a few days, so that I would have at least one entry in December. Oh, well here we are then.

It is fairly difficult to have a journal when it is more or less an unwritten policy to not talk about myself.  But I persevere.