Yes, this is ripe for accusations of being derivative of Maleficent. It's derivative of that the way Hoodwinked is derivative of Shrek. Make of that what you will. I'm still wrestling with where this will lie on the sliding scale of wide eyed, dewy-eyed idealism versus dark cynicism ( Read more... )

Once upon a time, in the faraway land of Bearlyria lived the Duke Bearsino. He had everything a he-bear could possibly want, but for the affections of Princess Bearlivia, who was just crowned Queen of Bearlyria following the death of her father, the King, and her brother, the Prince ( Read more... )

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My yoni is still searching for a Bollywood heroine to emulate. Oh she thought she had found a goddess in Imran Khan's mom in Jaane Tu Na Jaane Na. But thing is, Imran Khan’s mom wasn't actually the heroine, and more importantly, she still got overtaken by her (dead!) husband with his ridiculous machismo and stupid stache. [make a twirling mustache ( Read more... )

I think George's and Angelina's kid, Roxanne, should have the middle name of Sojourner. I just like it. Angelina will have met an American, witch or Muggle, doesn't matter. And Roxanne would grow up to have the same prankster-y streak of her father, but a more deadpan snarker sense of humor.

Rose Athena Weasley was born on November 30, 2005 in Ottery St. Catchpole in the Burrow. Grandma Weasley played midwife. Mrs. Granger strongly supported this. Mrs. Granger also provided Hermione with the latest edition of Our Bodies Ourselves and warned her that shitting after childbirth was entirely possible. Besides Hermione and Mrs. Weasley, Ron ( Read more... )

There are more Witchcraft/Wizarding schools around the world. In the Continental US, there will be one in Salem, MA, San Francisco, CA, Williamsburg, VA, Forks, WA, Keystone, CO, and New Orleans. Every Amtrak station would be a point of entry, though Union Station in DC and Penn Station in NYC would be big points of entry for the schools in ( Read more... )

Rose is a Hufflepuff. Scorpius is in Slytherin. They fall in love. Hermione accepts it sooner than Ron. Albus Severus gets sorted into Slytherin. Andromeda (also a Slytherin) talks to him about it and he feels much better. Hugo is a Squib. Hermione reminds him that her parents are bona fide Muggles and Ron cheers him up by pointing out how much ( Read more... )

Adam Beauford is the son of Aphrodite and a retired Army General who was way hot back in the day. He's been in Camp Half-Blood for five years. When he's not at Camp Half-Blood, he waits tables in DC, where his dad lives in a condo in Dupont Circle. One fine morning, Adam senses monsters disguised as protesters outside the downtown Planned ( Read more... )

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