Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's that time of year again. The VMAs. It's the only award show that amuses me enough that I'll watch it, much less blog about it. So, in typical snarky fashion, here we go ( Read more... )

Selena Gomez stole my haircut and I hate her for it because she's a zillion times cuter than me.

If you don't know who that is. . . don't worry about it. That probably just means that you're over the age of fifteen and/or actually have a social life.

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The VMAs this year were so disappointing. I always want to watch because something crazy always happens, or if nothing else, there's some notable performances and a funny host. This year, that was so not the case.

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Apparently girls from Lindenhurst are all really dumb. Except, of course, me and my friends. Obviously ( Read more... )

Let's see. My dad came to visit today, which is why I get the lovely honor of sleeping on the floor of my old bedroom tonight. He comandeered my room. NOT cool ( Read more... )