I know this sounds crazy, but I'm almost kind of happy that Friday night happened. I feel like I've finally proven to myself that I am, in fact, mortal. I'm not invincible. That almost feels amazing. I'm human. I was really beginning to wonder.

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You know you're pathetic when your driving instructor calls to see if you're okay and make sure you're not crying.

You're even more pathetic if you actually are.

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I'm gonna update for real and let everyone in my life that actually gives a shit know what's going on, because people keep asking and I think they're getting worried ( Read more... )

I don't work at Applebees anymore, oh me, oh my ( Read more... )

Oh lordy.

It's been one of those weeks, ladies and gentlemen. One of those weeks.

And it's only wednesday.

Whatever. I'm moving on. Today I worked, then went to Starbucks with Paul, which was cool. In fact, I just got back from that particular event. And in a few minutes, Jonathan is coming over and we are picking up his new car!

See? I'm fine.